Orphan's benefit!
🕑 Added 2021-07-01 12:55:58 +0000 UTCAwright! Two months ago, I laid down this event on ya:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/2021-may-jun-1st-50693392
...and now it's time to vote! What are our audacious girls gonna do to save their wards? Here's your suggestions:
-Carriage Wash.
- House of Negotiable Affections.
- Bake Sale.
- Sex Confessional Booth. Like phone sex, except it's a confessional booth.
- Kobold Cuddling Corner. I'm guessing kind of like a petting zoo?
-Play the long game. Let them tear down the orphanage, and get all of the kobolds and yourselves jobs at the shopping dungeon. Pretty soon the center itself will collapse with the continued presence of online shopping, and by then everyone will have earned enough money to purchase the land back from the developers (at a loss to the developers, no less), and now the orphanage has a sweet new modern building in which to function.
Hmmm... not a lot of suggestions for this one, so I'll throw in a few of my own:
-Jewel heist at the dragon cave.
- Start an MLM snake oil company. Your snakes will never be slicker!
- Challenge the Sinistore stockholders to a dance-off.
- Summon an imp to negotiate a loan.
Divvy up your votes as you wish on your favorite options, and I'll post the results in a week's time. Woot!
Comments
phallen1
Sex confessional booth. A confessional with a glory hole.
Relaxing Dragon
Summoning an imp and sex confessional get my vote
Charmaegontu
I vote the long game
Tortoise
^ I vote for this one
A Patreon of the Ahts
I recommend that they start a Spiritual Carnality Corporal Correction Service AKA Piggy Pervert Pain Punishment because there's no Corporal Correction like NUN Corporal Correction...
Charon
Sorry for overthinking on that long game one, and it would probably be the biggest pain to translate…but I’m going to put my votes to it.