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Secret Patchnotes Version 1.4
🕑 Added 2019-03-31 22:46:08 +0000 UTC
Now I wanted to keep this a secret, but since everyone insisted, here you go:
- Selecting "Quickmatch" now will pick a random number and variation of enemies for you, automatically. You cannot select your desired enemies anymore.
-After going to bed ingame you have to wait 8 real life hours now to fit the immersion.
- Tank Controls are back! Use A and D to turn your character. Also: You cant walk forward anymore, you can only backwards.
- The NPC's and Enemies can only walk backwards to fit the Players movement.
- Going to GYM in real life now increases your STR stat in real life!
- New Weapon for the player characters: Purse! Bribe the Enemy and hope she doesnt attack you anymore.
- Added Third Gender: Apache Helicopter.
- Removed Male and Female, since Apache Helicopters are awesome.
- Added new Toilets for Apache Helicopters, which can be used to refuel and reload ammo.
- Beeing defeated ingame now sends your home address to the secret central. Few minutes later the Enemy will appear and kidnap you in reallife.
- Removed the unnecessary .exe file to save space. Simply download Visual Studio and learn programming and recompile the game to start it.
- Ingame Music removed completely. Instead you will hear this awesome track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs
- Voice Input: Talking to NPC's now isnt done with the "E" button, instead its via microphone input.
- Eating stuff in reallife now reduces your hunger in reallife.
Comments
McNoss
THIS ONE REALLY WORKS!!!! "- Eating stuff in reallife now reduces your hunger in reallife. "
Iulian
yes:))) we will be all now happy for ever and a day ;) thanks.
Thank you Salia for helping me increase my STR in real life! i was so confused on figuring out how to increase it but now i have found it and it so easy! so thanks again :)
generalr
These real life updates are hardcore. Thanks for all your hard work!
Jeanette Mardion
> Beeing defeated ingame now sends your home address to the secret central. Few minutes later the Enemy will appear and kidnap you in reallife. Best. Update. Ever!
Jyri
thanks for reminding me about april fools.
WillTheRealEcchiPleaseStandUp
When I got the email, I thought it was serious until the "only backwards" part, at which point, I went "WAIT, is it April Fools?!", and saw that it obvious was for Salia whenever this was posted. 10/10 Would read again
Ritty
You had me in the first part, not gonna lie...
WowzerMC
I think there's a bug. It sent my P.O. address instead of my residence address. Will the Post Office leave me a yellow later slip?
NanasBananas
Yes! This is the patch I was waiting for! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lose to Cherry and await my reallife kidnapping. Adios, muchachos!
