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Prompt of the Week - Week 27 Voting
🕑 Added 2020-12-19 14:10:42 +0000 UTC1) Everybody lies at least a *little* bit on their dating profile. Nothing to get upset about, you really should've expected it. Don't whine, just learn to live with the fact that the "normal, sweet, ordinary gal" you are now dating may actually be more of a "towering hyper-aggressive amazonian shark woman who can literally bury you in her tits, deadlifts construction equipment for fun, and doesn't need to go to horny jail so much as they need to be confined to maximum-security extreme-isolation horny fortress."
2) “I wish I had a hot mom bod,” You tell the genie, but you didn’t really think about what ‘hot mom bod’ meant from their perspective, did you? They begin reshaping you to match the hottest mom they know. A fertility deity whose breasts could fill lakes, whose ass could smother a house in a cushion softer than a cloud, and whose gravid belly would never know what it felt to be empty. But could a mortal truly maintain control over a body like that? After all, both ‘hot’ and ‘mom’ are just as much attributed to your actions as your looks.
