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Prompt of the Week - Week 52 Voting
🕑 Added 2021-06-12 14:26:04 +0000 UTCPrompt 1) Terry the local gator, and all of his unwilling neighbours get to learn the true meaning of the phrase, "It's Fat Fuck Friday".
Prompt 2) Some closed-minded (and frankly, prudish) leaders called it a mistake. They said things like "we have no right to play god," "you're tinkering with forces you cannot understand," "why on earth did you give it that stupidly gigantic ass?" Fools, the lot of them! For my newest creation, the Synthetic pokemon Silvally, is not some mere project I began on a whim. No, this wondrous creation- whose chimeric body pulses with energy and growth, whose power and beauty shake the land beneath their mighty paws, whose sex drive and stamina and stretchability are truly infinite- came to me in a vision, demanding; DEMANDING I forge it to the best of my ability! And in that vision, a white horse of cosmic scale appeared before me, looming over the very heavens, rings of gold and aspects of every element orbiting its glory! And that divine landscape, Arceus itself, spoke thus to me: "Fffffffuck, that's it, I'm too horny, can't take it any more- hey you- yeah, you down there- make me a partner who can handle me before I myself-damn nut this entire universe out of existence, will you? For the love of me, my balls are BACKED UP."
