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We can't do this [nsfw]
🕑 Added 2021-07-30 22:07:09 +0000 UTC
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Michaela Ameise
๐๐๐ bei "zieh' den Rock aus!" hab ich mich doch glatt an meiner eigenen Spucke verschluckt vor Schock!!! ๐คฃ
Jane Doe
[shocked face] Uhhhh... Will there be a part 2 where she goes to drop off the key at his place??
LisaLisa 1701
belt sounds >
Labby
We need a part 2 please ๐ฅบ๐ฉ๐ฅต
Margarita Maldonado
Boyyy we all need that part 2๐ฅต
KAY
please talk dirty in German..?
KAY
Omg,,๐ณ
Tofu
Part 2๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ค๐ค
Floridaman
We need a part 2 sir ๐ฉ
Beth
Am I the only one who thinks we somehow made a deal with the janitor?
LilacW
"put the stick in...where? What?" ๐ฒ
Ephi
More German please :)
Haru
Idk why but the German part ,,Mund auf'' reminds me of this one German ad for donating cells it literally goes ,,Mund auf, Stรคbchen rein, Spender sein'' which translated means ,,Open your Mouth, put the stick in (don't know the medical term for this), be a donator''
Cat
I hope thereโs gonna be a part 2
LilacW
I'm leading you to 17:48. It's a few seconds before Noah busts out his German. I'm taking you to this part because I enjoy listening to this line in that section: 'Nevertheless, I must honour my job as an educator.' Firstly, the way Noah says 'nevertheless' is so soft. It's almost ticklish. Secondly, the fact that this line was said just before the NSFW stuff is pretty good writing. I like the irony of the words being uttered just as the professor asks the student to take off their skirt. (He asks in German, which instead I somehow heard as 'Let's see how it goes.' .)
Neverhere
THE GERMAN VOCABULARY LINE WAS SMOOTH ASF๐ฅต
CosmicVignette
๐ฒ omg.. grabbing my pillow, placing it over my face and screams a bit. *inhales deeply, exhaling slowly* but I'll be waiting patiently for part 2, if there is a part too soon. ๐
Rj needs Jesus
what timestamp does the german come in? ๐
LilacW
You graciously answer a lot of our questions, especially since the subject matter can be borderline invasive. Perhaps you would like to turn the tables a little. Do you have any questions for us, Noah? As you said, we can continue discussions in the comments and you can expand on them too in your mini-podcast. :D
Constanza
Omg need a part two!!! Just amazing!!
Lauryn Mani
Please tell me there is a part two. Please please please!!
noripinephryne
you naughty naughty ;> loved it!
noripinephryne
y e s second part please sir, i am running to that address like right now hahaha also, those slightMDom vibes from my german prof. got me so... i think i might have discovered something about myself ;D if there would be a second part to this i would love it to get more MDom and aggressive and stuff, since the prof is so strict/cool usually, i'd love him to loose his cool and get all riled up and get his dom persona on
Natalie Nandahar
Why? Iโm choosing clothes with pockets and havenโt seen anything unrealistic in thatโฆ
Caterina Bunny
Sir, imma need that part two ๐ณ and soon pleaseee
Becca
Please don't let us wait too long for the second Part , please Sir ๐
bee
when the german came into play ๐ฉ
Rachel
Fun fact Jim is actually the most common janitor/maintenance man name
Saya J
Damn you, Jim-Mike-Stephen! Lol this was fun though. Nearly getting caught did add to the naughtiness๐คง
V, the librarian
Beinahe ertappt ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ด๐ต ๐ค๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ค๐ต auf frischer Tat. ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ-๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ญ๐บ. รuรerst knapp auf mehr ๐ ๐ค๐ญ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ als einer Art und Weise. ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐บ๐ด. Ich mag den Nervenkitzel, ๐ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ณ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ, ein bisschen Risiko, ๐ต๐ข๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข ๐ณ๐ช๐ด๐ฌ, es ist berauschend. ๐ช๐ต'๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฐ๐น๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ. Ich bin sehr gespannt ๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฆ๐น๐ค๐ช๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ zu sehen was als nรคchstes kommt. ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐น๐ต. A bit late, but better late than never. ๐ This audio was very... inspiring. ๐ฅต
LilacW
Lolol. This is too cute. You should totally email him. Besides, you graduated already. Dynamics would be slightly different. You would just be two adults chatting. ๐ One of these two things might happen: either you live out your crush fantasies or you become friends with a professor who is cool enough to gain your admiration. It's a win-win. ๐๐ You should totally email back.
SaraJSweetheart
If this is M4F, the idea that our clothes have pockets breaks immersion cause its so unrealistic XD
AltDiem
Itโs been 2 months since my professor who I have a crush on emailed me and told me to visit him to have a chat once uni normalizes. I graduated last semester. I didnโt replyโฆyetโฆ because Iโฆ canโt evenโฆ make myself type โYes, sir, please?โ without blushing. ๐ณ This is grad school not bachelorโs, Jesus. Maybe I should email him back soon. ๐คญ
Yasmeen 1995
steven hope you go to hell ๐ถ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Cat
I really hope thereโs a second part to this ๐ฅบ๐
Robin Lindoor
Wtf jim๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ... We could have... and then you decided to show up.. Ughhhhhh
Emily Watts
More German! lol so freaking hot ๐ฅต
Mina Zelda
ยซGood girlยป TWICE? You are spoiling us, sir
iris
Just had a night of complete emotional hell and I so needed this๐ค
Natalie Nandahar
Canโt wait to hear 2nd part๐ I hope there will be oneโฆ
Blahwitch
Cellphones don't๐fit๐in๐girls๐pant๐pockets๐ ๐ nice vid BTW ๐
Kim Lemonade
๐คค heavenly, I really love this professor haha, thank you Noah you always take all requests :'D we don't deserve you!!
DolliMunster
Hereโs my address bring my key with you yup see you in 30
planefighter
Holy Makkaroni! Dirty talk itself is hot BUT I never would have guessed the steep slope that dirty talk in 2 languages at once would create. I guess a certain someone invented a new kink because he aced it the first two times he did it and itโs so much better than it has any right to be ๐ฉ. The words and the tone hit the nail on the head, went in for the kill dead on so to say. Creating a need while being the only one far and wide to provide a fix is almost mean ๐ thx Noah for this intense content ๐
Saturn
noah: *starts to speak in german* me: *automatically gets seduced**dies*
SaraJSweetheart
Also, Video Suggestion (can do a SFW youtube version, and spicier version for patreon) just 30 minutes of making out. That is all. No talking, ALL kissing. Spicy making out for the patreon version.
Aida1982
*Nose bleeding* Oh My...
SaraJSweetheart
For some reason, i was expecting him to just kick the door ONCE and go "....ow." then give up XD
Noah's Haven
yeah yeah yeah, those stuck in a _____ are always hard to write with those damn smartphones existing ๐
Rachel
Bravo
LilacW
On the day his phone AND his car are getting repaired, this happens? It sounds like the muse has been planning this for a looooong while. ๐ Property damage be damned. ๐ Also, I'm just about halfway through and won't get to the NSFW part because I gotta go out and about...but... I just want to say this...I expected Friday to be a great day, heading into the weekend. It turned out to be an AWFUL day at work. Like crisis mode day. And I'm still going back to the grind on Monday holding my breath if there's any fall out. Saying a had a shit day is an understatement. So the first half of this audio making me laugh in parts was very much welcomed. I don't really need to hear the NSFW parts right now. I just .. needed the cheering up. So yeah ..thanks for the laughs.
Deku
When Noah said, "such a good girl" I simply died ๐ซ
Arcanekenlove
I lost my shit when he said is it Jim? Oh Stephen. Poor Mike/Jim the janitor.
Natchy
What the fuck Steven??? We were all rooting for you, why did you have to come back ๐ญ
Hanomi ๅทดไนๆตท
Oh, no!โฆ ๐ฅบ Jesus! How can you stop at the hottest point?! ๐ญ
Skye
Dear lord this one is SO good, I probably won't be able to concentrate all day now haha
Mina Zelda
*likes post before listening*
Tiff
I canโt listen to this right now, because I just walked into a work meeting ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
listener
same
Taiga Senpai
Iโm slightly ashamed of how fast I came here after getting the notification ๐ญ
Noah's Haven
For everybody wondering: I've decided to turn the Spicy Question of the week into the Spicy QuestionS of the month. So more like a classic Q and A format with lots of questions in one go :D However, if someone asks a good question, where I can tell a longer story to or where the comment section could be a good place to discuss that question in particular, I might switch back to one question :D As always, figuring it out as I move along ;D
