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Spicy Questions of the Month #1
🕑 Added 2021-09-01 00:59:50 +0000 UTC
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Ary
Late comment, but as an English only speaker, PLEASE feel free to shove your German down my throat! 😳
𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚 ♡︎
THE PEBBLE THING IS SOOO TRUE 😭😭 i thought i was crazy for liking that oddly enough 😭
Dashi
49:03 DID U JUST TALK SPANISH??? CUZ I UNDERSTOOD “un momento por favor” *faint*
dinoNuggies
Deine Stimme ist def heller wenn du deutsch sprichst
Beyzanur Dogan
You're absolutely adorable omg. I speak German as well so when I heard you say Hallo I got so spooked lmao but you sound really cute either way
LilacW
Aaww. I'm still out there doing the irl thing. Can't quite escape it I'm afraid. Haha. Keep trying Tiff. Just were 'em down with your bad ass self. 😎💪
LilacW
Lol. I see what you mean. And as someone with an atypical name, I've had a few teacher's tongues tied. Here's the Key & Peele skit, for those unfamiliar: https://youtu.be/zRpsRKuyi3Y
Tiff
I have this & 11 YT Videos to catch up on 😅 I tried IRL Y’all….it was a fail💔
hunnie_bonnie
Pffttt, for some reason, I'm very invested in Noah just reading the names of this QnA because it reminds me of Key and Peels "substitute teacher". If ya know, ya know and if ya don't, you should go watch it 🤣 (much love Noah, stay hydrated!!!!)
hunnie_bonnie
"DayuuumDaniel, back at it again with the white vanz!" Yo that took me BACK! Sheesh
Noah's Haven
I should...Those were fun to make :D
Emily Watts
So…… where is the punk boyfriend apocalypse stories? Will they ever come back 🥺
Maddieland
When he said "cause I got like 10 books next to me" I felt that pain 😂 I swear books pile up on their own!
Veronika Kulik
Ohhh u should listen to the beginning of “Marmur” by Taco Hemingway! Maybe u will notice :)
Bye bye…for now.
I would very happy with an all German audio and I don't speak a single word of it
Noah's Haven
jeez...i just googled it....not my thing :D
Noah's Haven
I've only been doing it for about 2 months or so...but only cold showers and the breathing exercises...Ice baths will be next 😬😬😬
Noah's Haven
cancer :D
Noah's Haven
oh yes 😳
Barbara
I enjoy the format change, but I'm pretty sure we'll be happy with whatever you decide. Also, don't ever say you aren't smart enough! You're clever, witty, and charming... and I don't just say that because you seem like a much younger, less awkward male version of myself. Probably. 😏
MJ St. Lawrence
For me I just enjoy the jokes and the personality coming through on the audio. I'd be just as content with pg material. I enjoy older movies not many people do so I like that to.
Clubbinwclifford
Oh my god please do more sub audios
Carrie
I enjoy the long format for answering questions! *muah*
amanda
noah saying he likes having pebbles in his shoes- confirmed masochist also as a representative of the switch committee, we would love more msub audios 💥💳💥💳
Natalie Nandahar
I think after your q&a’s many woman dreams about you 😉 By myself I regret that I’m not looking like Jane Fonda even if I’m married 😜
Rachel
I enjoyed the long format. He didn't seem rushed at all
LilacW
Noah, on your response to my question about what you wonder about with the Bagels...I like how considerate you are with how specific or general the conversations in your audio should be. Maybe it will come down to trial and error. Do a couple of audios that will have more 'specific' responses. And see the audience feedback. Note: I would never call anyone's mother fat. I doubt anyone here would. So may go a different direction. XD Anecdotes are a good balance of 'specific' and vague. That might be something you could share more of. Ditto with the other listener. I miss your jokes. I think your funny comes out when you're telling stories anyway so go with that...try with anecdotes. You can change up identities and places anyway. Alright. I think this is around the time I should make a joke thanking everyone reading this for coming to my podcast. Haha. ✌️
LilacW
Thanks for answering my question. :) I enjoyed this long format. I think it gives you freedom to meander with your responses. Once a month is kinda long to wait, though. Perhaps there's a happy medium of doing it fortnightly at roughly 30mins a pop? What do you all think?
Maddy
L’Etranger (the stranger) by Albert Camus is such a good book! Wasn’t expecting this answer but you truly have interesting tastes
Alys
Why not make an audio with you being more submissive ? That could be interesting. Like a lot
Gigil_Peach
oh my ghod the 'wadda u mean my mother's fat??!' caught me off guard and my laugh came out sharp (sharp?? idk how to describe it) and I sounded like I was in a screamo band for 5 seconds there 😭😭
Maddy
Yaaaay my monthly dose of serotonin ! I enjoyed the fact that you mixed sexual and non-sexual questions. you seem to be a really nice person irl
Blender $hawty
Bruh, my Buffalo wing question was a joke and I didn’t think he’d answer. What a wasted opportunity 💀 Appreciate that he did though!
kao
“what kind of dudes have you been hanging out with?” imaginary ones 😭😭
barbara
Hmmm.. I don’t think it’s just technology not working per se.. but usual things designed to work and they don’t. Like basic expectations not met. At least that’s how I understood it, and that’s because the same thing always get me 🙃
Erica
libido slowing down, technology makes him angry... RIP to Noah's youth 💀
Rachel
So then I had to search to make sure "intellectually gifted" is an actual phrase lol
AltDiem
Oh boy… maybe you should try a boyzilian?Maybe you’ll like it, maybe not. I learned about it from my male cousins around 15 years ago. Five male cousins had this done, only 1 returned do it again. They all said a boyzilian makes their groin look and feel clean but the service hurts like a MF. LOL
Dorkypocky
“Hear you soon” I think I’m tired because I laughed so hard 😝
Estefania
Haha I am dying.. the way he says my name😅😍 sorry It wasn't very good questions I asked I didn't think of anything good at the time. But still I hope you don't get to see anything like that.
verity
not a question but i would loooove if you went a bit in depth on how following wim hof’s method has been for you! i’ve followed him for years & hearing other experiences is so so fascinating!!
Oliwia Łącka
Good guess, I'm polish, but I live in Austria Also I'm waiting for your hand sooo bad 😭
Saturn
ughh i forgot his zodiac sign ;-;
barbara
Noah: “I’m gonna take a shot” *giggles* Pun-ny! 😂
Hanomi 巴乃海
OMG! Sorry for texting this but… Noah, it’s soooo sexy when you speak German. Even if it’s just “Hallo. Mein name ist Noah.”
Blahwitch
pam grier is so beautiful 😍
Goskiut
Damn u jumping rope? what else can you do with that rope tho? 😳
Blahwitch
10-15 times in one day? 😳 😜 he said that was when he was younger. I'm curious what's he's most in more recent times haha
noripinephryne
Y u no sleep isn't it like 3 am NoAh gO geT sOmE rESt Edit: Noah's English: 💯 Noah's German: 🔥🔥🔥 Noah's Polish: 🥲 Since you said you're more one the sub side, this time around I'll be your strict Polish teacher and there's no Steve in my office 😈 so get ready because I can't accept that pronunciation aaand btw I'm a teacher irl (Chinese) so yeah IT WILL BE FUN I know how to tEaCH GOod leSsoNs 😈 🤣🤣🤣
