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When Dad Wakes You Up | Exclusive Sketch
🕑 Added 2025-06-08 23:42:31 +0000 UTC
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Jackson
Damn. When my dad did this it REALLY ruined my wank.
Kodiak
Aww no Connor no. Not into pissplay. Don't let those ladies piss on you you little sissy boy. No.
Mister Ramon
WHAT a Considerate Father!!! πππ
Benj
That is an Australian $50 bill. They're sort of yellow-gold. https://banknotes.rba.gov.au/australias-banknotes/banknotes-in-circulation/fifty-dollar/
kelval
Damn you, I had to load up Qwant to have a look at what a Cleveland Steamer was!
Josh Collins
Hell, I just realized that I paid to listen to it!
Josh Collins
I'd listen to all that for a few hundred dollars
Carlo Zottmann
Dad not yelling is the most disturbing thing about the whole thing
Martin Turner
Two punch lines? Nice!
DatGai
Aha, Connor lore.
Vincent Vega
Connor's mum is the reason we're all into piss play. She really knows how to get a guy exited about that, the filthy fucking slut. But I don't need to tell you, you've all been there, right?
Ken Barlow
No worries about sounding like you're plunging a stuck toilet for minutes on end? No explaining the sloppy splashy repetitive suction and flappy sounds coming from the other room coupled with rhythmic slapping?
Ian Bright
Surprised Connor didn't start jerking it to the noises once they started up again.
Phillip Thomas
I quite like the way Dad's voice gets deeper as he describes the angry sex with Connor's mum.
Judson
The ol rusty trombone
Carl-Henrik Naucler
1:20 is that Australian dinars? It looks like shit. How can you fail making money look desirable?
Carl-Henrik Naucler
It's ok to be gay Connor!
Saintza
Dad should do some graphic ASMR whispering!
Evan Clark
Brag about it, Dad....
DasBigUn
worst wakeup.....is if he was into it...at the end....HA
SuperNar3k
No no let him talk
