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Script For: [ASMR] The Real Reason Why CardlinAudio Doesn’t Have a Face Reveal [Halloween]
🕑 Added 2020-04-09 03:44:36 +0000 UTC© © PandastcASMR © ©
Cardlin: Hello everybody and Happy Halloween! This is CardlinAudio and I will be a part of this collaboration. If you enjoyed my performance, then come check out my channel where I have some wholesome boyfriend audios as well as more happy audios! I hope to see you there!
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Cardlin: (as if you are recording one of your audios) You are safe with me. You are such a wonderful person. You are strong and powerful. You are amazing. You are lovely. *pause* See, there’s a smile *fades out*
I used to love hearing Cardlin’s voice whenever I woke up in the morning. He made my days of misery a bit more bearable. My name is PandastcASMR. But feel free to just call me Panda. I am writing this on my laptop in the safety of my home. I’ll explain why I say safety in a bit. My story begins one fateful Autumn morning. I was at my local Starbucks getting my fiance the new Pumpkin Spice Latte with a side of pumpkin bread for breakfast. It was rather brisk that morning, The red, brown, and yellow leaves billowing in the wind. And, people were in their scarves and warm clothing waiting in line to get their morning cup of joe before their work day began. I just finished ordering when I get an email notification *insert notification sound effect* It was from Cardlin! Extremely Urgent! Please Read Now! Uh oh, was my fan art too gross? Did I make a script that upset him? Oh no what did I do? There was a voice message attached. I put on my headphones and hit play expecting the worse
Cardlin: Hey Hey Pandastc! Hope all is well! I just wanted you to know that you are the very lucky winner of the Cute Cardlin Candy Giveaway! You’re prize is a whole day with me! And, we are going to eat nothing but candy and sweets! I looked up the town you live in and guess what? It’s only about an hour drive from me. I’m having car troubles at the moment but I am more than willing to give you my address. It’s…..
He gave me the location to a bunch of townhomes. However, he told me to first meet him at a park. How nice of him, meeting in a public setting to put me at ease.
Cardlin: I can’t wait to meet you tomorrow! Well I got to go, see you soon!
How awesome is this I thought. I’m finally getting to meet the actual CardlinAudio! I’m doing the one thing the majority, if not all, his fans would kill or die for! And I get to finally see his face. I bet he has the face of an Adonis, a greek god even! I rushed home spilling my fiance’s breakfast all over me to tell her the good news. *pause* The next day came quicker than I expected. I got dressed in my nicest casual outfit I could find. Scrubbed my teeth three times in a row. Spent about an hour doing my hair, and I was off to meet my idol! The hour long drive was unbearable but it would soon all be worth it. I parked my car and in the distance I saw rather tall gentleman with a basket of sweets! That must be him. I jump out of my car and race towards him. “Cardlin Cardlin” I called out. He turned around swiftly like a ninja and there he stood, wearing a bear mask covering his face. Awww man I thought.
Cardlin: Well hello. You must be PandastcASMR right? Do you mind if I just call you Panda for short?
Ye--yeah yeah *chuckles nervously* You can call me whatever you want.
Cardlin: Well I think I’ll just call you Panda but I hope to soon call you friend.
I couldn’t believe my ears. FRIENDS with Cardlin! Oh my god I hit the jackpot. I did wonder if he wanted to be friends, why did he hide his face? So I asked him.
Cardlin: Hahaha silly Panda. I did say you would get to meet me. I said nothing about revealing my face. I still have to maintain some anonymity. Now come on, let’s eat some of this sweet candy I bought just for you. I have sweet tarts, sour gummy worms, kit kats, and reeses pieces.
We began eating the tasty bounty but something kind of weirded me out. Whenever Cardlin took a bite out of the candies, he put them sideways into his mouth behind the bear mask. He ate quite noisy and not in the way a child does but more...I can’t really explain it besides a growl. But hey, maybe that’s just how he ate and who am I to judge. We sat and talked about anything that popped into our heads. Audios, future works, his family life and mine, the nice cold weather, how beautiful it is, etc.
Cardlin: Hey, it’s getting pretty cold, would you like me to introduce you to my girlfriend and see my home?
Hey Panda, would you love to come to the home of your idol? Hey Panda, would you like a million dollars. YES I shouted. He chuckled a bit, probably weirded out, and he proceeded to walk me to his townhome. It was beautiful. There were bear figurines all around his lawn. How appropriate. We walked inside and I got to meet his girlfriend. And...she...too was wearing a bear mask. Okay this is getting a bit weird. “Uh Cardlin, what’s with your girlfriend wearing a bear mask? Is she too afraid of me seeing her actual face?” I said in a joking manner. She just looked at me, silent, her eyes piercing my soul.
Cardlin: Why of course. Why else would she do that? She doesn’t really know you and we’ve had problems with strangers before. (slightly more serious tone) But, you aren’t going to be a problem...right? Because the last people that gave me and my family troubles, well, let’s just say, it didn’t end well.
“Uhm...ye-yeah no problems here Cardlin” I said with a quiver in my voice. He chuckled and then formally introduced me to his girlfriend. I shook her hand and it was cold as ice. And something else caught my eye. When I looked through the eye holes of her mask, her skin looked rather red and black. But, it was probably makeup to further hide her identity.
Cardlin: Well now that we’ve met the Cardlin clan, how about we play some video games? Hey honey come here and play with our guest. I really think he wants to try that new serial killer game that I bought you.
His girlfriend got off the couch she was sitting on and almost in a trance like state, she walked over to the floor with Cardlin and I, and she did not take his eyes off of me the whole way. Kinda kooky but maybe she just wanted me to know that she was paying attention to a house guest. The game didn’t have a name. Cardlin just put the game into the PS4 and it just came on. No game devs, no nothing. Just a man wielding a giant axe on one screen and on the bottom was another scared looking man.
“You have to escape from me Panda, you have to escape” she whispered
From then on, she or her character chased me around the rather familiar looking house. Cardlin’s girlfriend didn't say a word the entire time we played.
Cardlin: You two play nice now. I have to go freshen up in my room. Babe, be nice to this one okay?
And with that, he retreated to the upstairs. I was too distracted by Cardlin that I barely had enough time to react to his girlfriend’s character brutally butchering mine in the game.
“Hahaha” she whispered montone. “Would you like to play again?”
“Uhm sure, but where is the restroom?” I asked.
“There is one by the kitchen, but my boyfriend says that it needs to be fixed. Go use the one upstairs by Cardlin’s and my room.”
I proceed to then walk up the flight of stairs. The bathroom is right in front of me. However, something catches my eye. Cardlin’s bear mask is hanging on the doorknob to his room on the right. I slowly creep up thinking, yes finally I get to see who he really is. I slowly walked past the door but not too slow to give it away, towards the bathroom while keeping my eyes locked onto the inside of his room. I see him in the mirror of his vanity. But ...what I saw wasn’t the greek god I thought. Instead, I saw this horrible, twisted demonic looking face in the reflection. His skin was bloody red and charred black. His eye locks onto mine and I quickly rush to the bathroom. Luckily I had been holding in my pee the whole drive here. Suddenly I hear a knock at the door.
Cardlin: (in a calm yet creepy tone) Panda, everything okay in there? You ran into the bathroom rather quickly. Did you see something you weren’t supposed to or something?
The door began to shake, and then the banging happened.
*door banging sound effects*
Cardlin: (angry/demonic voice [I'll make the effect]) I know you saw my face you little bitch. Get out here now so I can deal with you! Babe, get up here, we have another problematic guest. Oh my sweet Panda, you aren’t going to be a problem for much longer. Just like the last whore who thought she could get a peek at my face. Oh you should’ve heard her scream. Begging for her life. *evil laughter* And we’re going to make you beg even harder. Now open this damn door.
And then with one final bang, he burst through the door. His face, that same demonic face and those eyes staring at me, glaring at me.
Cardlin: I can’t have you escaping here.
His girlfriend came up behind him with a familiar looking axe. I mustered up all my courage, yelled as loud as I could and ran at the demonic Cardlin clan. I managed to tackle Cardlin into his girlfriend. The axe penetrated his girlfriend’s mask and go into her head. I grabbed the axe on my way out and ran down the stairs.
Cardlin: You think you can run? I know what town you live in! You can’t run from me?
I ran and I ran with an axe in my hand, the area around me was eerily empty, luckily. I ran to the park and I hopped inside my car and floored it. In the rear view mirror, I could see the Cardlin clan standing there,watching me wearing their bear masks. His girlfriend’s mask bloodied while Cardlin’s perfectly intact. I could still hear his voice in my head. I finally got home to where I am now safe. My hands still bloodied from the axe; staining my laptop’s keyboard. It’s been almost 2 hours and I finally feel safe. I can finally relax. I can finally tell the world who Cardlin finally is and what he--
*phone vibrating*
Hello?
Cardlin:(creepiest voice you can possibly do) Hello Panda. I’m sure you know who this is. I am rather disappointed in the way you handled our little get together. You know how much damage you’ve caused me and my family. It’s going to take quite a bit of work to fix everything. My girlfriend’s head is going to need a new skin graft. And there’s only one person that she wants it from. And that’s you! You hear me? She WILL have your skin before the end of the night! You think you’re safe? You think we can’t find you? (scary and playful) Well think again. We can smell you. We can smell your fear. We can smell you ...haha...we can smell you from outside your window. You should’ve locked it.
*window breaking*
Cardlin: (scary demonic voice) Have fun trying to escape me now!
Oh god….
THE END
