SomeDeviantOcelot
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$ - Approaching Cadence
🕑 Added 2023-09-25 16:27:52 +0000 UTC"Sky is violating planetary law. Sky is now considered a tier 9 threat. Sky has at least three orbital cannons aimed at him right now. Sky should step out of the city dome right now."
"Y'all should relax. I'm just saying a lil' hi to my fans. Y'know, the ones who love me?"
"The ones you can flatten with one wrong move? Like the one you're pulling right now? I reiterate: GET OFF THE BLASTED DOME."
"What? Is it gonna break or s-"
*KRRLK*
Commission for Krig! Featuring my titanic celebrity Skyler making very poor decisions! (The best kind of decision)
Comments
Soren
Excuuuuuuuuuse me?? He works hard for that fit pretty boy bod of his! It's just a bit harder to lose weight when you're 3 kilometers tall..... .w.
Daze
Lose some weight! π€
Soren
Ikr? The glass they used for his stage seemed to hold well enough, clearly some corner cutting happened for their cities proper. How could he have known? :/
Silver
Not his fault, should get stronger domes
