Astra
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F*ck Me Better than Patreon (F4M)
🕑 Added 2024-10-24 16:26:10 +0000 UTCWill you please pull out Patreon's dick from my ass and replace it with yours?
This is a shitpost/therapeutic exercise for me to process my recent feelings about censorship.
Comments
Bryan Prucha
Looks like I'll be swtiching to fansly pretty soon then.
Guy of Vengroove
Censorship has been a real plague lately.π€
Burninator
This is legendary.
Xavier
This is amazing!! Thank you!
SavvyCat
I still came π³ With such a poor performance, though, the least Patreon can do is suck my dick π€π€¬ You deserve better, Astra! β€οΈ
Luke Yogel
Lol loved this a lot.
Vodyinoi
Can't listen to it just yet but I'm already getting a laugh from the title. Right there with you (Patreon is NOT being that inviting space) and also thanks for the laugh!
NashvilleKink
That funny and arousing all in one! Definitely provided a much needed distraction from work.
Chuck Thompson
Meta audios are so fun
Astra
Oh totally! We have to laugh! Laughter is lifeβs chaser. It makes swallowing the pain a little easier
KEKEmonster
lmao, nice! I liked it.
lyonhaert
y'know, i didn't think you'd ever make an audio i just couldn't get aroused to, but this is just too funny. and a too-notch job, like all your work. i cracked up again at the end with Patreon cleaning it up. thanks for the belly laughs today. XD
lyonhaert
lmao XD
Eat Dirt
I mean, someoneβs gonna need to put a shift in, under these circumstances. Also, thank you for the LOL.
Astra
Haha good! Is was quite cathartic for me as well π
Dyo
Of course, at least we got something out of this whole thing :)
Oreo Cookie
Gosh, Miss Astra, I adore you! πππ I was laughing so loud, but at the same time, you made me horny. π amazingπ you made my evening
Astra
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Astra
We gotta laugh too, right?
SavvyCat
Bruh π
Dyo
Title made me laugh nice
