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Home Movies - Part 32 - 4K
🕑 Added 2024-12-16 14:00:12 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
The fall holidays have come and gone, and Hicka-Bicka-Boo Productions has done the appropriately themed Halloween and Thanksgiving filming gigs. Kim, trick-or-treating in the least amount of costume possible, and then knocking on some 'unsuspecting' hunk's door...was kind of a dud. Shego, however, playing 'Suzie Homemaker' at Thanksgiving turned a few heads...the turkey baster scene being completely unscripted.
The script Jim and Tim had written for their upcoming Christmas piece was...well, a little humdrum. The old shtick where a sleepy-eyed, scantily-clad hottie stays awake, waiting to meet the Jolly Old Elf...and then offers him some 'milk and cookies'. Old, tired, and having been done a thousand times...the twins just couldn't seem to come up with anything creative this year.
Jim: We need a gimmick. Like, a contest or something.
Tim: We didn't reorder any stickers and I'm pretty sure we're out of signed headshots.
Jim: No, I mean a real contest. Like, a behind-the-scenes tour, dinner with the stars, that sort of thing.
Kim rolls her eyes, glancing at the stack of boxes in the corner of the room...cases upon cases of unsold DVDs from years gone by.
Kim: (sarcastically) 'Your weight in blue-ray discs' maybe? An office tour? "Here's the coffee maker and that crunchy, old computer is where all the magic happens". Then Mom's meatloaf for dinner? Yeah, that'll really wow 'em.
Jim scrunches his nose with a cock of his head, promptly giving Kim the middle finger. Kim puckers her lips in a kissing gesticulation, returning her brother's finger gesture with its British equivalent.
Tim: How about a walk-on roll? Round-trip airfare, hotel, etc.?
Both of Tim's siblings stare at him for a few seconds, both of their expressions serious, almost contemplative...and then they promptly burst into laughter. Tim can only look on with mild annoyance, unsure of whether he's the butt of some joke or not. He was serious after all.
Jim: Who exactly is gonna pay for this 'airfare and hotel' you speak of? You? We can barely afford to pay ourselves, much less pay for a plane trip from...
A few weeks later production of their Christmas video is underway. Lights set and cameras placed, Ann having already decorated the house for Christmas, the boys find themselves waiting on the talent. Their contest winner, having just flown in that morning, stands at the periphery watching all of the goings-on. He does have an acting part...just not an 'action role' so far as he knows.
Jim: Jesus, she's only gonna be wearing one thing... How long does it take to put on a stocking cap?
Tim, ignoring his ill-mannered brother, turns to their contest winner and continues to describe his role. For a brief moment, he and his brother had contemplated putting the guy in the lead male role. He's middle-aged, jovial enough, and has the beginnings of a pot belly...but his dad-bod isn't quite enough to make for a believable Saint Nick, even with a fake beard.
Tim: So, it's pretty simple... Kim, waiting on Santa, hears a noise outside. You know, that whole 'up on the rooftop, there arose such a clatter' thing? She looks out the window and sees you...clattering. You're her neighbor, just getting home from work on Christmas Eve, and taking in your trash cans. That's it.
Moments later a bubblier than usual Kim strides into the living room, sure enough, wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Completely ignoring her impatient-to-get-started brothers, she makes a bee-line to their guest star, smiling all the way. Kim extends her hand in an almost royal manner, the way one might present it if expecting a bow and a kiss on it in return.
Kim: Hi, I'm Kimberly, star of the critically acclaimed Disney show 'Kim Possible'. And you are...?
Kim merely stands there for a period, smiling and batting her eyelashes, waiting for an answer...the contest winner is not quite sure of what to do or say. She can clearly see the bewildered embarrassment in his eyes, trying his damnedest not to look anywhere but at her face. Kim plays the part for a few seconds...finally letting out a snort of a snicker as she reaches out to actually shake the man's hand.
Kim: I'm just messin' with yuh. Please, call me Kim. Where'd you say you were from?
Contestant: Uhh... Florida.
Kim: Ohh, really? My Nana lives in Florida. Are you anywhere near...?
Just as she's about to explain her grandmother's whereabouts in the Sunshine State, Kim glances downward...a subtle movement catching her attention. The tables quickly turn on her, now finds herself in the dumbfounded position of not knowing what to say. Her mouth drops open at the sight of the pythonic bulge against the man's jeans-clad thigh...and the longer she ogles, the longer and thicker it becomes.
Kim's eyes flutter back to reality, finally ascending to look up at the middle-aged man...a decidedly salacious, little smirk crossing her face. Pointing at his crotch, she speaks to her brothers without looking at them...
Kim: Put 'Florida' in the Santa suit.
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Original Art by Gagala
Edits by Phillipthe2
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korraspats
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Phillipthe2
Christmas Eve Shhhhhh! :P :D
korraspats
Love when u do the holiday stuff! I don't know what you've got planned for the rest of the year but would love to see Ann all dressed up in Christmas nlights like you did Kimmy last year for the playroom cover 😍❤️
