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Nā Umauma Nui - 8K
🕑 Added 2025-03-31 13:00:11 +0000 UTCGoofin' around on x-twit a couple of weeks ago, but forgot to post it here. Other than her Elvis impersonating 'dog' tearing up the beach, here's the real reason why Nani didn't get the lifeguard job.
...and no, sorry, I don't plan on coloring the Nani half of it. :(
Nani: So, you're telling me a prerequisite for becoming a lifeguard is a set of nā umauma nui*?
Kalani: Yeah, pretty much.
Nani: That's probably the most sexist thing I've ever heard. You are aware that there are laws against that, right?
Kalani: Against what? (gestures at her chest) A little extra buoyancy?
Nani: 'Buoyancy?!' Please tell me you're... You're just joking, right?
Kalani: (gestures at Nani's chest) I'd sink straight to the bottom with a tiny, little pair like those.
Nani: OMFG! You -are- serious! (composes herself) Okay... Dare I even ask what the prerequisite for male lifeguards is?
Kalani: He nui boto**.
Nani: Of course it is.
*nā umauma nui - large breasts
**he nui boto - a large penis
Download it here.
Original Sketch by Pechi
Colors and Edits by Phillipthe2
Comments
Danny
I hope we see a version of the lifeguard with “nā umauma nui” & “he nui boto”😍
