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🕑 Added 2025-10-03 13:00:17 +0000 UTCIt's late evening in the Pete household, the kids having long since gone to bed. Her body covered in soap bubbles, Peg sings in the shower, using her loofah as an impromptu microphone. Outside of the steamed up shower door, Pete stands at the sink, wrinkling his nose at Peg's not even close to karaoke-worthy rendition of Whitney Houston.
Peg: (singing) Annnd I-I-I-I will always loove yooooou!
Toothbrush in hand, Pete cringes as Peg hits the high note. Outside, the neighborhood dogs begin to howl, an entire two-block radius of hounds expressing their displeasure with the housewife's lack of vocal talent. By the second chorus, Pete has had enough. A woman's wrath be damned, the rotund husband fills up a glass of cold water...and immediately dumps it over the shower door.
Peg: Annnnd I-I-I-I... HOLY MOTHER MARY AND JOSEPH!
See what else Pete raises (other than Peg's wrath) at the $5 tier level. :D
Original Art by Unknown
Colors and Edits by Phillipthe2
