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🕑 Added 2025-12-08 14:00:22 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
A look of sheer lust in her eyes, Bonnie nibbles on her lower lip, a finger twirling the jolly old elf's snowy white beard. Grinding away on Saint Nicholas' lap, Bonnie can feel his manhood growing and growing.
Wide-eyed with shock, Kris Kringle looks around the cavernous hall...a thousand pairs of eyes staring back at him in disbelief. His shaft throbbing to full thickness beneath his red, fur-trimmed trousers, he can do little but take it as the hard-bodied brunette gyrates her hips.
Bonnie: So, what's it gonna take to get me on the Nice List, big guy?
Santa blinks in disbelief. Is she just screwing with him? Is this some sort of prank? There's gotta be a hidden camera out there somewhere, some YouTuber looking to up his view-count maybe? Or could she honestly believe that he's really...
Santa: Lady, y-you... You do r-r-realize I'm just a Mall Santa, r-right?
Bonnie lets out a little coo of a giggle, feeling a dab of the faux-Santa's pre-come seeping through the fabric of her impossibly tiny miniskirt. Down in the ever-growing line of youngsters waiting to get their picture taken with Santa, mothers quickly hide their children's eyes, glaring at the seemingly unempathetic woman.
Child: Mommy, what's she doing to Santa?
Some sixteen hundred miles above the Arctic Circle, the real Father Christmas sits in his workshop, sipping at a mug of hot chocolate as he reviews this year's list. Behind him, battalions of elves hammer and bang away, assembling billions of toys for all of the good little boys and girls of the world. Stopping somewhere in the mid-B's, he raises a bushy eyebrow and peers over his reading glasses. Saint Nick can only shake his head, chuckling as he looks at a name he has become all too well-acquainted with.
Saint Nick: No, Miss Rockwaller... Definitely -not- getting off the Naughty List this year either.
Original Art by Gagala
Edits by Phillipthe2
