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Whatever you say, officer
🕑 Added 2022-08-28 16:34:53 +0000 UTC
"Look at yourself, man: you're a fuckin' disgrace. Can't barely fit in my squad car, you're so fuckin' fat! You know why I pulled you over? That's right, big man - you was tryin' to stuff a fuckin' double-cheeseburger and fries into that greedy mouth while you was drivin'. That ain't too bright, is it? No, what? That's right: "No, officer." I oughta write you a fine, but today just might be your lucky day, fat boy. I got four dozen Krispy Kremes to take back to the station in back. You slip off that sweaty T-shirt and eat all of them, I'll let you off. Yeah, you're damn straight you lucked out. Jesus, you're so fuckin' fat, it's fuckin' disgusting; fuckin' blubber everywhere. But yeah, your weight turns me on, and I wanna see you get even more morbidly obese, piggy. So you up for showin' me just how big that belly can get? Yes, what?
