Breaking up is easy - when you've let yourself go like you have
🕑 Added 2022-09-14 12:34:29 +0000 UTC
“Yeah, I’m afraid it’s time we had *that* talk again. This time I really thought you could do it, man. I really believed you could get your weight under control. But it’s obvious you can’t stick to the diet I set you, and you obviously haven’t been to the gym since fuck knows when. You’re fucking massive again! That gut just sticks out so far there isn’t a shirt in the house that’ll fit around your belly without all the buttons bursting off - don’t think those baggy Ts hide anything, lard boy. I can’t be with a lazy, greedy hog, can I? So yeah, I’m dumping your fat ass. Pack your stuff and waddle out of here by tomorrow. Anyway, my new boyfriend’s moving in at the weekend. Yeah, the Instagram fitness model you met at the bar: the one you probably masturbate to while you’re stuffing down another box of cookies. Get your greedy ass outta my life, fat boy. We’re through.”
