youresodamnfat
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Safe to say you’re NOT what this Grindr hook-up was expecting. (No audio.)
🕑 Added 2022-09-24 12:15:51 +0000 UTC“No way, man. I know I said I was into bigger guys on Grindr, but you’re fucking morbidly obese! I was expecting some husky muscle bear, and instead - well, look at yourself, dude - you’re just a disgusting ball of fat. How the fuck am I supposed to get turned on by those flabby tits and that gigantic round belly? It’d be like fucking a goddam whale. Try being a bit more honest in your profile, piggy. Maybe there’s some sick fuck out there who finds all that lard attractive, but it sure ain’t me. Just get the fuck outta here, blubber boy, before your bulk breaks the fucking furniture.”
