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Aussie pool boy wonders how you got so obese
🕑 Added 2022-10-12 07:20:00 +0000 UTC 
"Holy fuck, mate: look at the fuckin' size of you! I'm guessing we're about the same age. You 18 too? Jesus, how'd you get so fuckin' fat, mate? You're a fuckin' whale! I mean, your belly must weigh more than my whole body! You just love eating, eh? McDonald's, Burger King, pizza, cake, ice cream, chocolate. Just keep shovelling it in and getting fatter and fatter. By the time you're 30 you're going to be fuckin' immobile, mate. Well, good on ya for havin' the confidence to come out to the pool at your size in that tiny pair of swimmers. Just do me a favor and warn me if you're gonna go in the pool. You're so fuckin' obese there'll be no room for the fuckin' water. Hey, nice chatting with ya, lard boy. G'day mate."
Comments
Matt
Keep an eye out for a sequel . . . coming soon! YSDF
Potato999999
Pretty sure I've listened to this one the most so far lol, something about the laughing and just total ridicule that's extremely hot lol
