Bodybuilder to the rescue when your truck breaks down.
🕑 Added 2023-06-02 12:02:03 +0000 UTC
"Hey man, it's no trouble at all. It's no fun when your truck breaks down out here. You coulda been waitin' for hours for someone to come by. I'm just glad I was drivin' by. Yeah, my gym's about a quarter mile back that way. Haha, yeah I guess you could say I spend a lotta time there. Thanks, man. I'm pretty happy with my condition right now. Always room for improvement though, right? Hey, sorry I don't have a seat belt extension for ya though. You okay like that, big man. You don't mind me callin' ya "big man", do you? I know some overweight people get a bit touchy about that. Wow, man, you're fuckin' huge, ain't ya? I saw you standin' there by the side of the road and I was like "whoa, that's one massive dude right there!" I wondered for a second if you were gonna fit in my truck. What are you, about 600 lbs? Fuck, that's big. Anyway, if you can sorta manoeuvre your belly there it shouldn't stick into the dashboard too much - may be a little uncomfortable for a while but we'll get you to the gas station pretty quick. Might wanna adjust your T-shirt there, man. That's a shit ton of lard just hangin' down there. No, I don't mind. Big fat fuck like you oughta show off those gains. Why do you think I drive around shirtless? Plenty of people out their 'mirin, ya know. Some of 'em like muscles but I know plenty of guys who are into blubber just as much. Bet you're damn popular with - what do they call 'em? - admirers, encouragers? They must fuckin' love you, bro. Look at you! Just so fuckin' round and fat and soft. Don't suck your belly in, man. Let all that juicy lard just sag down. That's it. So much fat, bro - fuck! Okay, let's get you to that gas station. We'll fix your car and get you something to eat. You must be fuckin' starvin', fat boy. So what happened to your truck anyway? You run out of gas? What?? No way, you fuckin' broke the suspension 'cause of how fuckin' heavy you are! Haha, that's awesome! Come on, chubs, there's an all-you-can-eat diner near the auto parts place. Why don't you show me just how greedy you can be over a stack of pancakes. Let's go, fat boy!"
