youresodamnfat
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Doc won't operate. You're too fat.
🕑 Added 2023-07-16 10:51:21 +0000 UTC
"I mean, what is there to say, man? You know there's no way I can give you this surgery, right? Were we not specific enough for you? Did I not sit down with you three months ago and fucking beg you to lose weight? Huh? Yeah, you fucking know I did. I put you on that scale in my office and read out the numbers pretty fucking clearly, didn't I, fat boy? Oh, cut the crap. Fuck 'bedside manner', you fat fuck. I even got the nurse in to double-check, didn't I? Didn't I, piggy? Yeah, I fucking did. 634 lbs. Six hundred and thirty fucking four pounds of blubber. And you're 5'8", bro. That gave you a BMI of 98, which is - well, it's fucking gross, is what it is. And you stood there in your underwear - fucking rolls of lard just quivering as you took it all in. So many fucking numbers, man. You waist: 6'1" in circumference. Your body fat percentage: 66%. Your tits are so fucking big there isn't a bra on earth that would hold those fucking milkers. And I thought you were taking it in. I thought you understood how fucking insane it is to weigh over a quarter ton at age 24. But I was wrong, wasn't I? Answer me, you fat piece of shit. You bet I was fucking wrong. I don't even need to get you on the scale to see how much you've gained in those three months, you greedy fuck. I can fucking see the evidence right in front of me. The fucking size of you, dude! You're fucking gigantic. Those three months have been nothing more that a feeding frenzy, haven't they? Three months of gorging yourself until you're so far beyond stuffed it's impossible for a normal person to imagine. Look, I can see the fucking food stains on that poor, straining 9XL shirt from when you were stuffing yourself with fast food on the way here. But I guess I gotta do my job, so take the robe off and heave yourself onto this platform, fatso. That's it. I know you don't wanna know, but you're gonna fucking hear it. In fact - hey guys, get in here. Yeah, fat boy, everyone's gonna fucking hear it. Hey team, you remember Scotty, right? Weighed 634 lbs three months ago and we told him he needed to drop a shitload of weight before his operation. Wanna know what he weighs now, huh? Wanna know what this fat, greedy load has done to himself? Well, listen to this. Scotty - the greedy, insatiable glutton that he is - now weighs 718 lbs. 24 years old and on his way to weighing half a ton. You're a fucking lost cause, fatso. Might as well give in and go all the way. Let yourself get as fat as you can, you greedy fuck. There's nothing I can to to help you, pig."
Comments
giorgio
I’d like to see a matter of fact doctor who gives dark hard truths. No emotion, just clinical.
Potato999999
This might be the single hottest one on the whole page lol
