“You like it when I push my belly out like this? Sure looks like you do, fatty! You know the difference between us though, right? This is just an optical illusion and the moment I stop pushing out - boom! - six-pack abs. Like a magic trick, right? Buy you, you sack of shit - you gotta carry around all the results of your greed and gluttony 24/7. That huge ball of fat sticking on you ain’t goin’ nowhere. You gotta haul all your disgusting lard with you everywhere you go. People pointing at you, laughing, staring at you in Five Guys as you gorge down burger after burger all alone. In a second I’m gonna look as fuckable as shit, but you’re so fuckin’ weak and greedy you’re gonna keep on gaining more and more weight until you can barely move. Literally trapped by your own fat body. That’s your future, pig - get used to it.”
