youresodamnfat
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Your beach waiter's here to serve, big man.
🕑 Added 2023-02-17 09:20:17 +0000 UTC
"Hey, big man, no need to feel embarrassed: this is an all-inclusive resort! We just want you to have an amazing time; that's what we're here for. And everybody pigs out while they're here, so relax and eat as much as you want. Eat more than you want. Eat till it hurts, man. Go back home with an extra 30 lbs of fat as a souvenir! And take your shirt off, dude - you're at the beach! No one cares how fat you are, I promise. There - doesn't that feel better already? The warm sun on your massive, jiggly belly? I bet it does. I'm gonna head back to the kitchens, sir, and have them load up a picnic basket with as much fattening food as I can find. Then I'm gonna come back down and give you some nice long belly-rubs so you can eat and eat and eat. It's all part of the service, sir. As I said: we're all-inclusive."
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giorgio
I wish I could give this 100 ❤️
