Your old high school bro giving you shit about your weight, fatty.
🕑 Added 2023-04-03 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
“Hey bro - you remember back in high school when everyone called us The Chub Twins? God, we used to get so much shit about our weight, didn’t we? We were pretty fuckin’ obese though, weren’t we? I mean two 14-year old boys with a combined weight of 589 lbs? Fuck, we were huge! Haha. Then I discovered the gym and bodybuilding and the whole fitness lifestyle and look at me now. You have to admit this body is pretty fuckin’ perfect, right? And just look at you, fat boy. You didn’t discover shit about fitness, did you? Just carried on being a gluttonous fuck, stuffing yourself into a food coma every night and piling on the pounds. You’re so fuckin’ fat now, bro. Yo, I bet you weigh more than 589 lbs by yourself now, am I right? 638!!! Jesus, you really are a fat fuck.”
