youresodamnfat
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You've gotten fat. Your BF is not happy.
🕑 Added 2023-05-01 11:38:21 +0000 UTC
"Listen, man. We need to talk. I thought it could wait until we got home from vacation, but it can't. I need to break up with you. It's a shock, I know - but you gotta have seen in coming, right? I mean, when we got together two years ago, do you remember what you looked like? You were dancing in that club with your shirt off, fuckin' shredded and lean. I was like, damn that dude is hot! But look at you now, man. I don't wanna say it, 'cause I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but look at how fuckin' fat you are. Yeah, I said it. I said the "f" word. But, I mean, you're huge. And not in a good way. You're no beefy or "thicc", you're just fuckin' fat, and probably obese. Look how far your belly sticks out, the way your love handles just droop over your bathing suit. You've got fuckin' stretch marks, for fuck's sake! That's what pregnant women get, man! I'm . . . I'm embarrassed to be seen with you, and that's the God's honest truth. All you've done since we got here is eat or talk about where we're gonna eat next. Either that or lazing around by the pool snacking while everyone's stares at the fat, greedy fuck lying there with his massive belly bulging out. None of your clothes fit you and I'm done with this shit. I didn't sign up for dating someone who doesn't take care of his body. So good luck out there, fat boy. Who knows? Someone out there is probably into fat fucks like you, maybe even someone who enjoys all that blubber. Maybe someone who wants you to keep getting bigger and gets off on your size. I hope you find him, but that guy ain't me."
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MWBM
You should do a follow up as someone who saw the break up and buys dinner 😉
