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Talking Futurama - The Silence of the Clamps
🕑 Added 2025-07-14 04:00:03 +0000 UTC"The mob did it. I saw the whole thing while also having hot sex with the Donbot's daughter. I'm scared and great at sex!" - Bender Bending Rodriguez
While crashing a robot mafia wedding, Bender witnesses a horrible, clamp-based crime against Calculon. To save his metallic skin, he enters the witness protection program; but his cover could be blown when his Planet Express pals (and fresh hire, Clamps) deliver a package to the moon and stumble upon a very familiar robot with a shiny, metal ass.
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nina matsumoto
Just a heads up: thanks to the PLR program, in Canada and the UK, authors do get paid when people borrow their books from the library
Stephen C. Nedell
I was a little old for Harry Potter when it came out, but as a librarian I could appreciate it and how it encouraged a generation of young people of all genders to read. Thankfully there are a bunch of ways to enjoy HP without giving The Writer Who Shall Not Be Named a dime. First of course is to borrow the books from the library or purchase copies from book sales. Another is to take in parodies, in particular the stage play Puffs. It focuses on the loser house of a "Certain School of Magic". I was fortune enough to be in a local production where I played the "Teachers" (12 different roles, male and female). The cast was the best group of people I've ever met and a good number of them were non binary and trans. "Mr Potter" was even played by a trans man and he wrote a hysterical monologue about his youth "living in a closet" and how he now had the power to come out and live his true life starting with the spell "Extermitis Tittis".
Mike Mariano
I agree with Matt Groening about Hyperchicken—I hate him so much! But why do I find a talking chicken so much more objectionable than a talking lobster?
