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Shiva’s Earth-Destroying Genitals: Illustrated Scripture #8
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This is another installment of Atheist Republic’s “Silly Illustrated Scripture” series! Once a month, we release a comic strip of the wackiest, craziest, most absurd verses from holy texts under the sun!
Hindu Scripture:
“You [Lord Shiva] are acting pervertedly. This violates the Vedic path. Hence let your penis fall on the ground.” When they [the sages] said thus, the penis… fell down instantly. That penis burnt everything in front; wherever it went it began to burn everything there… It went to heaven; it went all over the earth; it never remained steady anywhere…
Source: The Shiva Purana (Hindu Scripture) - Kotirudra Section 12:17-20
Comments
Hades Himself
Moral of the story: Don't fuck with gods
Secular Rarity
This story is incredible! 😆 Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Next time I see a flying penis setting things on fire I will know why 😆😆
Michael-1
The semen from that penis is chlorine trifluoride. https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2008/02/26/sand_wont_save_you_this_time
