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NOT EPISODE 4 (but an update on it's release)

🕑 Added 2022-01-18 11:20:43 +0000 UTC

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Podey Williams

It would take away some of the drama and tension somewhat if we know in advance what the major obstacles would be. Might work for the lines that had to be abandoned early, though.

Christian Kent

Loved it. In a future video, can you address this question — even if you have already: Why don't you retry the same Wales line? Especially since you know some are definitely easier. And particularly because Wales #4 had a very marshy anticlimax — full points for geo-wizard'ing but it's not as pretty! What would be amazing would be seeing if you can remember past efforts and pain seared into your brain, and maybe, surprises pop up when things have changed! Things will have changed that you'd never ever guess!

Video is up 🥳

Bought a box of Heineken specially for watching this video! 😂

While we wait, how entertaining would a SLM across NI be! Nice little kayak across Lough Neagh if you planned the line right haha!

Thanks for the great evening everyone ❤️

really nice 👍

Lol 30 comments to 630 in 20 minutes

I'm not sure it's possible but consider that a challenge anyone reading (remember to stay safe though!)

Massive GET IN

Thanks for the awesome content mate

Whilst I’m waiting like everyone else. I wrote a song for my band a while back inspired heavily by Neil Young but lyrically/conceptually by Tom’s straight line missions. Thought people here might get a kick out of it, might be your thing, might not be. Who knows. It’s called “Nothing New” by Morning Crush.

Would you consider doing a straight line mission across Devon?

Is it crazy to suggest a straight line mission in Switzerland?

What about the Isle Of Man in a Straight line ?

Tom, What countries would you recommend in Europe I visit . For somebody who has only been to France twice.

his eyes are scanning the computer screen

720p is plenty mate

ever considered another straight line across Norway, just in another part?

tom davies

the quality is now at 720p ..does anyone know how long it will take to get up to 1440p?

Tom do you have a board behind your monitor to help with guesses? I see your eyes dart a lot on the steam and I’ve always wondered what you’re doing.

Hire some PR

Ethan Brier

black country mission eta?

Tom, I don’t understand how walking the longest straight line without crossing a road made the news, but none of your attempts have?

When can we expect the video using no roads?

I am beyond pumped!

Ethan Brier

we'll have to see how this is classed

tom davies

it's not impossible

Ethan Brier

would you ever make a 2nd album?

Tom, I gotta be up early tomorrow. Guess I'm gonna save a treat for tomorrow. Enjoy the episode everyone! Greetings from Amsterdam

Okay, will rewatch Episode 3 in the meantime :)

tom davies

might be a few too many houses...

tom davies

too wide i think

dream country destination?

we don't mind SD 🙏🙏

The post we commented on was posted 12 hours ago, 12 more to go

Ethan Brier

I watched that in case one from my city showed up, but they never did!

Ethan Brier

lol

Would you ever do a straight Line Mission in germany? :D

any chance for new kinds of light music some day?

tom davies

The video is still HD processing, had no idea it would take this long. Sorry to keep everyone waiting. Can't be long now..

Eta?

Tom, will you try wales again for a ‘pure’ victory one day? Or are you done with it

hugh thackway

i was trying to plan a west midlands straight line mission and struggled. tom have you ever tried?

easier to do the south pole, as it is much flatter. and the ice around the north pole is floating around so even if you go in a straight line on the ice, the GPS might think different.

am i the only one refreshing every 30 secs ? lol

Caly

Would you ever do a straight line in Ireland?

I think the zac and jay show did that in ireland

Are you allowed to use a plane in the straight line challenge? Could make things slightly easier

Do you plan on revisiting your all the weatherspoons series

Probably a bad batch of batteries

Visit every Wetherspoons (if you haven't already)

how many boats until release approx?

Tom what's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

tom davies

beau miles is good

Did you ever figure out why the batteries kept dying?

tom davies

musician / song writer

tom davies

yes this year probably

Ever considered doing a counties challenge? Like, visiting every county in the UK in the shortest amount of time (by foot when possible).

When you’re in the US in September, if you need assistance in the DC area I got you!

what one other youtuber would you recommend tom?

That’ll look mint mate

🐐

tom davies

love it

tom davies

don't think i have actually

wake me up when it’s here

hugh thackway

up the villa

You've inspired me and my friends to do a straight line mission in Sweden! It's just these damn lakes...

To be never seen again...

Any plans for more Geoguessr in real life vids? Really rated them

Lennon

Tom, what was your dream future when growing up?

ETA on the video?

Ethan Brier

I'm guessing you have the text post planned the video is processing since you're chatting?

Will you travel or mission through germany? Come on over, you can go straight through my house

Tom I am getting a to scale tattoo of your face on my face but slightly to the left

Andrew Berridge

RIP to this thread once the video comes out

tom davies

There is also another straight line mission planned for April/May/June, but it's early stages.

How about walk across shropshire in a straight line? seems easy enough ;)

Have you been to Melbourne? If you plan on doing so can you let me know so we can have some beers

How not to travel America 🤣🤣 GET IN! Better get locked and loaded

I don't know why it's in dollars

I'm nearly as excited for this video as I am for Elden Ring

Tom what’s your opinion on Wiltshire?

rxuz

might as well use this time to upgrade my tier from $1 to $4

Tom which West Midlands football team do you support

Tom have you had any beef jerky since Norway

at least 2 hours and 3 cm

Tom, ever thought about streaming again? Not necessarily geogusser tournaments, since so many cheats on them

tom davies

beautiful place

How tall is your favorite color?

Tom have you always been online or is it just YouTube?

Dexter Thompson

Tom Scott?

tom davies

when strange things happen*

Oliver

Tom what is your opinion on Pembrokeshire in Wales?

I'm listening to the ambiance of garlic bread traveling to the edge of space

Patrick Champion

Encountered any farmers yet?

I climbed from level 82 to level 99 in duels while waiting for this video to uploaded

Have you ever, ever felt like this, have strange things happen as you're going round the twist.

Alarm

Thanks for the great content Tom!

tom davies

San Marino might be interesting for that

I'm listening to the strokes

Listening to pink floyd rn for any one wondering

Oliver

11:47PM

tom davies

and it's going to be big.

Just to get some positivity out there, Toms missions inspired me to go out more and walking around nature is actually great fun! (of course I was listening to his music while doing so)

Dexter Thompson

I envy you

tom davies

I can reveal that me and Greg are planning to do a "how not to travel America" series in September..

rxuz

he packed food that had moisture in it and doesn't use rubidium tent pegs so he got banned from all the ultra light weight forums for heresy

What about a mission along a border, I have no idea which would be possible.

Place your bets, what time will the video release

I went to Uni there. Awfully dull place after about 2 months

I've eaten so much cheese

tom davies

only in my wildest dreams

Ethan Brier

imagine Tom just had a power cut or something extremely unlikely

exactly

Where are you planning on going next?

If he is with greg or ben that wouldn't be a straight line mission at all

Luke Herbert

What did you think of Aberystwyth?

I could just go to bed and watch the episode tomorrow, but that's just silly

Sweet

Patrick Champion

When you first started YouTube, did you ever imagine you'd be in this position, with a series that's this popular?

would you rather do a straight line mission without any shoes or without any trousers?

...

Tom would you do a straight line mission across the North Pole, No farmers there

ITS HERE!!!!!

Have you checked out the ultralight backpacking community for ideas on gear?

I bought a car from Cannock

tom davies

probs not

When is this Worms Armageddon stream starting again?

Ethan Brier

earth map

This looks like a good camp spot

Wen part 4?

Patreon really needs an instant message feature, like a chatroom, having to refresh constantly is bad

Whats the dream mission to do abroad (realistic or hypothetical)?

Tom what's your favorite map on geoguessr?

🐐

Can we a get 🐐 spam??

tom davies

It's fully uploaded, it's just HD processing

Straight line across Australia? If you have a spare 6 months?

Halo 2 straight line mission in lockdown would be a banger of a video imo

Premier launch party atmosphere

rxuz

why

Dennis Molema

Why man walk line video not here?!?!?! Me lose sleep for wait video! (Np looking forward)

how are you

saw Cannock on the BR game and audibly went "ew"

Leo Wale

just had a poo for anyone curious

tom davies

I'll answer what ever questions I can, but there might be a strong influx...

alreet got a glass of wine to tide me over

Tom, what % is it on now?

Tom, greetings from Croatia, a perfect country for a straight line challenge.

Matt

Yo dude from comments way further up...Let's talk more about Halo 2

OK ask me anything

GreenSwede

No worries, can't predict how nice YouTube is going to be

Rhys Warfield

Taking the biscuit now boy bach 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Quick Q&A while the vid processes?

XcQ

tom davies

I feel awful, but you lot seem to be having fun at least

Ethan Brier

mental health > school

https://www.geoguessr.com/battle-royale/60967eb7-7a62-4ba9-b8f4-49820108713d join

rxuz

It's up for higher tiers, paste the video code for youtube /watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

He's forgotten

already

I got school tomorrow, guess that's out the window, no regrets tho

Sometimes in the Creator Studio is can still show 'processing HD' even though it is HD when you click on the video. I'd give it a check if you haven't Tom!

Nick Firth

This is the most excited I've been in about 5 years.

I really missed greg

I could have watched last episode in the time I waited. (Don't stress it tho, rendering can take time)

Let's goooo

I'm ready

better go watch all the other walk the lines on repeats

If they succeed Greg’s gonna be punching the air

Going to need a new beer soon haha

almost 300 comments

Everyone waiting and refreshing are simply an elite of humans

Patiently waiting 😁

Tom mate, you are a legend

Patrick Champion

As Gandalf said, a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. Applies to GeoWizards too.

might do the same

Ethan Brier

things just take longer than expected

All we know is that the video is a good one, you think that means victory?

Tom is asleep at the wheel. Verity is our only hope!

It's all good

Gonna have a wank whilst I wait

Lyndsay Jones

False promises...

tom davies

Just waiting for the HD quality to load guys. It's being painfully slow, but don't want to make you watch it in 360p!

Lennon

11:11

just chill! the video will be out when it'll be out.

my turn to try the toilet strat

Dexter Thompson

It's okay; as long as the deviation wasn't any more than 25 metres, in which case I'd be very worried, It's platinum

back from the toilet and it’s still not out 😩

It’s midnight here and I’m trying to stay awake 😂

23:23

I agree

lol

Ethan Brier

snooze

My pee just failed it's straight line mission into the toilet bowl. Large deviation, no platinum run.

23.04 is my guess, what’s everyone else’s?

Alarm

Here we go... (maybe?)

23:00 😨

It's like at university when I have to send off a paper just in time. But this time from the perspective of the professor

i was here

Shaun Carter

Are we recording?

officially late tears in my eyes dont die on us tom

boom

IT HIT 11 WHOOO

It is now 11:00

Have a little faith everyo… oh it’s late

this is ground control to major tom

Best half an hour spent

Andrew Berridge

Get in John!

1 minute lads

1 minute left

234 total comments

It's been an honor

Ethan Brier

that's a good idea

Lennon

Yes I am John Lennon back from the dead all you need is love and GeoWizard of course

got knocked out of the battle royale bc i came here and refreshed, savage

We engage in some tomfoolery

im going to the toilet hopefully the episode is released by the time i come back

The real journey was the friends we made along the way...

Andrew Berridge

Even JOHN LENNON is here waiting

Dexter Thompson

I hope it comes through, I'm up at half 4 so I don't think I can wait any longer

Inb4 22:59 “not the video but an update” 🤣

Ethan Brier

11:02

Also 2 minutes left

11:27

Do you guys think it's going to be released on 11?

The anticipation!!!!!!

2......

Take care and get well soon David

The suspense is killing me

Lennon

3……

5 minutes... will it get it ??

4 mins

Lyndsay Jones

Come onnnnn

5 mins

Lennon

If it’s the last one life has no worth in living

take ya time tom, im just doing some uni work to fill the time

Andrew Berridge

HERE WE GO...

Im battening 39 degree fever and Covid not trying to fall asleep. I gotta see this.

You cannot give up hope

and then the video is exactly an hour long

So fucking ready

Relishing this moment as it could be the last ever one. Surely not :(

I’m ready for some more agricultural angst!!!!!!

Imagine if it releases right as it turns to 11:00

4 opens spots in Diverse World Battle Royale Distance! https://www.geoguessr.com/battle-royale/7d91c85b-bf3d-4fe6-9069-3444ec2db9b1

Honestly, I'd watch that

GGs battle royale folks

I have invented time travel since the time it has taken to release, I have watched it and I can confirm it is a certified geowizard classic

cant forget the "armed with 36 AA batteries"

Lennon

Future me is watching the mission across Antarctica

It's been stuck at 99% since 10:30pm

I’ve got work in 6 hours…patiently waiting :)

Tom, press the ‘upload’ button😂

Picturing Tom staring at rendered %, sweating.

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the episode even tho I might just watch tomorrow after work haha

i imagine tom is stressing out in front of his computer right now, saying stuff like “are we uploading? yes, get in”

future me already watched it and said that it's great

Not making it easier by living in CET

If only time travel were possible

Not yet

Future Tom has already uploaded the video

My favorite part so far: Ben's face as Tom says "Ben's loving it"

Laura Newton

Is it here yet?

Lolz

imagine it releases at 11, then we find the video is 1 hour long... Have to wake up at 6am tomorrow. I'm joking though, it takes however long it takes to make that amazing content

Kevin Joyce

Not released yet?

Final 10 mins, we’ve all been waiting for this moment

Spoilers: Tom gets arrested on top of a mountain looking for batteries after being chased by a furious farmer riding a bull. Should have been more stealthy

Many have tried, but Tom's editing and personality makes this the best one in my opinion

Fxshire

We love you Tom

Tom you dropped this mate ‘👑’ my wizard❤️

Yeah, the suspense is real

In the mean time watch some ‘straight line mission’ copy cats on YouTube, makes you really appreciate the work Tom is putting in.

The anticipation is killing me...

I hope you thank your lucky stars every day for such a legendary first name

I think toms got lost, we’re gonna have to ring verity, she’s gonna think he’s dead *battery dies*

I am here too!! Thx Tom!

Same here

I'll always remember where I will be when part 4 drops

If you had to pick one, what would your favourite straight line mission be? Mine is scotland, mostly the first and second episode

Matt

I knew this auto refresh chrome extension would come in handy one day!

I've got my hopes up for a victory if it all went to plan

Peter Pettigrew

Geowizard = 🐐

Thank you Mr Ward

I'm rewatching ep 3 as well lol

Halo map straight line mission

I can already hear the Amynedd music playing.

Lol everyone here refreshing has fine taste

Lennon

I’m that excited I had to waste my time watching episode 3 again

🥲

Dexter Thompson

haha i'm in

This is better than the release of Halo 2

Ethan Brier

literally the best content on youtube

Podey Williams

"In Russia, the hedgerows climb over YOU" ... or something XD

I am so glad we are all here together to witness this moment, love you all.🥲

Sorry

I'm so hyped for the final episode. Regardless of the outcome, Tom always produces the best content

Dexter Thompson

I'd like to congratulate everyone here on their taste in YouTube content.

It’s dropped

Who is here trying to get their comment to the top?

Battle Royale Distance on A Diverse World anyone? https://www.geoguessr.com/battle-royale/7c58b00d-bcda-4efe-bee0-fc4d4561f35f

The Patreon app have notifications, so no need to keep refreshing the site. But still I'm here!

Yeah, pretty nice. Almost fell out of a tree but other than that it was a good day. What about yourself?

Hopefully the “get in” is strong in this one

any russians waiting? it's 2 am here lol

...so how was everyones day

I think they will. Tom will jump on one lag if he has to.

The "Get In" is always worth the watch

true

I had better see your fingers in those western waters tonight Tom. Looking forward to the Get in

Cole Somma

Who thinks they'll make it to the coast in this ep?

Lennon

I have no snacks because I am the snack

This is a magical moment with everyone

Peter Marenthyu

Bakuretsu~

I have some Ritz Crackers

It would be so funny if hes just looking at these comments just laughing 😂

Ethan Brier

I really hope he succeeded. It doesn't matter about the ordeal to forget, that was unavoidable. If he completely the line, it not being 'pure' doesn't matter. No attempt could ever be 100% pure

Brilliant 😂

F5 gang gang

What snacks has everyone got

I can just imagine him frantically waiting for it to finish. Don't stress too much, we will all wait and any straight line video is worth the wait

Lol everyone's here waiting patiently for the drop

Refreshing!!

more like, what colour will his leg be at the end

Mission across wales- mobility scooter part 4

Damn the suspense is literally killing me at the moment 😂

Refresh refresh refresh na na na!!

Will his leg stay on?

v if you are refreshing

it's an honour to be refreshing with you all

Refresh gang

Ethan Brier

genuinely, I laughed out loud last week when he said 36

Will the 36 AA Batteries be enough?

It's still there for me

Did Tom just delete the post where he committed to no later than 11pm??? Hahaha. I can imagine him there frantically trying to finish it off. It’s cool bro

Ethan Brier

literally

Refresh gang

everyone is

Cole Somma

who else is here waiting for the drop?

Peter Marenthyu

Patience is a Virtue!

That actually works even better for me haha! Cheers for the update!

Laura Newton

👍

I've already eaten all my popcorn!! Hahaha the longer the wait, the better will be! :D

No worries mate, cant wait!

No worries at all bro! It’s ready when it’s ready. I’ll continue to wait very patiently

tom davies

UPDATE It's gonna be more like half 10 guys, but no later than 11. So sorry to keep you waiting. It's been a bit of a nightmare!

Yeah, I hope things didn't take another turn for the worst

Patrick

I'll wait as long as it takes

They’re all a cracker, Tom. Never in doubt — fantastic content.

Just joined your Patreon. Long time lurker. I like you.

Just got in from work, looking forward to it!

I'm a YouTuber too and I know how much work goes into editing things like this, at least once it's up you can sit back and relax with a nice pint or something :) can't wait to watch!!

Boezem

You could've also watched it a couple hours later if it got released earlier? xD

No worries tom, brighton v chelsea is on at 8 so ill watch that instead

schemeau

Thanks for keeping us updated!

Don't stress it

Cannot wait for this tonight. All great content as usual Tom! Praying its a success! :)

Don't worry yourself we all love it no matter when it comes!!

Will just have to ask the Mrs if I can stay up late tonight 😂

late better than rushed <3

caro lam

no wukkas mate

Josette Reynolds

I need this so bad

No need to apologize really. Good quality content needs time and yours is certainly quality content at its best!

Iann Burgess

The new time suits me better, great news!

Tonight’s plans are sorted then! Can’t wait!

Ethan Brier

If you get to the end, it counts. It might not be 100% pure but no line every is... You can't stick to the line by the metre. Unavoidable leaving the line whilst not making progress, for example while camped, to use the bathroom, or for an emergency such as what we saw last week, should not nullify the attempt.

Thanks for your hard work!