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I attempted to walk across Greater London without using a single road
🕑 Added 2025-08-23 11:23:08 +0000 UTCIt's finally here; The London No Roads Mission, and it's not for the faint hearted.
Today I finally get to show you my maddest mission to date. A daring raid on a city of 9 million people, 32 vertical miles and countless tall spiky fences. It's Birmingham times 10, and I honestly didn't know if it would be possible going in. A few miles in I was even less sure. But I kept going, and the results are both thrilling and hilarious. Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the ultimate urban adventure. A tale of endurance, stealth, stress management, but above all conquering fears.
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Comments
Viktor Paulsson
Quick question, do you, or have you ever thought about using AI when planning your routes to your missions such as this one? Or does that maybe take some fun out of it?
Harm Jan
Great adventure again Tom! Is it also that you get used to climbing fences when people are watching? No awkardness haha. When i watch your videos i often think of doing a straight line mission in the Netherlands myself. Who knows. Keep up the Nice work!
Mel Narraway
Goddamit I'm too late to the party and the vinyl is sold out 😭
Daniel Field
I had just run 56 miles from my house in Oxford to my old flat in London the day before this got realised. Your adverntures always inspire me and it was nice to finally sit back and vicouriously enjoy yours! Can't wait for part 2.
Daniel Stucke
Wonderful work! Hope the YouTube gods are keeping you monetised as long as possible!
Nadja
This series is going to be one of the best! Can tell already it's going to blow up! Next round of hugs from the states for the beloved Sir Uncle Edward: Master of Maritime Mischief ♥️🫡
Joe Wearing
Maybe the best mission yet
Steven Dargie-Lee
Can’t wait for Part 2. Love this content and really appreciate the effort and passion you have for this. Just went back to see your old stuff to keep me occupied until the next part drops.
Stuart Duncan
Incredible. Can’t wait for part 2.
Blond3boi4
Really enjoying this series through my city!! I literally took my friends "off-piest" at that The Paddock Community Garden bit as part of a pubcrawl recently! You were very close to the Bevertown Brewery!
WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP
Joined because I have watched your lunacy for a couple of years and just love it. Also, in 1982 I got a job in Saudi Arabia and our vehicle fleet was maintained by a Brummie, Pete Bardell where are you now? 👍
Piers Haslam
Great stuff! Excited for the rest of the series. I hope good brother Ben will make a return one day
Anders
Please keep the "mini map" oriented N to S for us poor, lazy bastars that are folling your adventures from the comfort of our livingroom. :)
GarethA Jones2016
Brilliant! Just signed up for the £4 membership felt guilty only paying the 1 membership lol
Random
13:47 the pipe!
Johnathon Gallagher
Amazing stuff mate. Are the other parts all edited up? I can't wait for the next episode!!
Christine Monahan 🇮🇪
We all need an uncle ed
Joanna Lisowiec
Nothing better to set up my weekend than watching you paddle across a canal in an inflatable uterus with a plastic lid.
AJ & AW
just splendid
Frasier Northcote-Coon
Great vid Tom and can’t wait for the next episode, lovely water bottle aswell🙌🏼got one myself after your promo
Don Barbour - Supreme Leader
You beauty, perfect timing,
Simon V (Rith)
Hey Tom, the description of the YouTube video is missing the links you're talking about, if ya wanna fix that up :)
Imraduin
Finally!!!
Dave
World class. Though glad I don't live in London!
LordLard
Really enjoyed that, thanks young Thomas. I'm doing a walk next weekend with as few roads as possible cross the yawning metropolis of... Rugeley ;-)
Marte Kjelsberg
Welcome watchworthy weekend wackiness with well-known wizard!
Hannah Samuels-Lyons
Uncle Ed fan club right here
Adam Taplin
Absolutely loved this mate. I'm from East London, so know pretty much everywhere you passed through so far, I even spotted my mate's tag on the canal. I looked at doing this after your Birmingham mission but deemed it impossible. Guess that's what separates the pros from the amateurs!
tom davies
I’m planning to yeah!
tom davies
In the next couple of weeks - sorry, been really swamped with this amongst other things
Mr Moxie
I read the title as "without a single word" for some reason.
Marcus
What a fun video that was! Thanks for the content Tom. Are you doing tenner in my pocket this year?
Oliver Coupe
Haha you’re running my usual running route. Tottenham marshes
Maz Gooderham
Bloody awesome Tom… been looking forward to this and you just never disappoint. Absolute Legend. 🙌🏼
Dan Melone
6:56 Tom, I wonder how many times during your history of adventures you had to try to squeeze through or climb over something only to realize (or perhaps never have known) it was already opened…Lol
AdamC
Is there a Buy Me A Coffee page or somewhere to tip? Id happily give another 4 bucks to help cover the latest YouTube vid.
Bob
Yes man, absolute elite post-pub material, cant wait. Enjoy your Saturday Tommo 👌
ame_cake
I rewatched Birmingham just a few days ago too!
Ewoud van Aalst
alternate title: "Midlander terrifies Londoners by saying hello"
Keith Willoughby
When's Ed getting a Patreon?
Ben
Upgraded to $4 tier! Can't wait to binge the backlog of vids
CK3
happy easter!
Oscar Schad
Superexcited for this!
Benedict
Great video and always love an appearance from Uncle Ed!
exploring with ashley
Hey Tom will we be getting deleted scenes from your latest mission with Marcus it was a epic mission
Daniel Sadler
Day has just got significantly better
Adam Kennerley
Literally been waiting for this for so long. Cannot wait to watch!
PseudoPolish
Mate this sounds absolutely crazy! Straight up suicide mission. Really looking forward to see how you pulled it off :D
B3ani3boy
Letsss goo ive been so excited since you announced it gonna turn the premier leaugue off for this!
Ryan
Well that’s my Saturday night sorted! I’ve been waiting for this one ever since you first mentioned it, Tom!
Malte Smit
Been dying for this since you announced it. Can’t get enough of your content Tom, keep it up.
Matthew Moffatt
No roads missions are regular rewatches for me, been eager for this one since the moment you hinted at it.
Curtis Duncan
Ooh, the straight line missions have been fun, but I have been itching for more no-roads.
Casper
Seeing the notification put a smile on my face!!
AdamC
This should be good one
Ray Purchase
Just in time for lunch!
Matt Beck
Legend! Been so bloody keen for this!
josh lumley
Can’t wait for this. Literally just rewatched Black Country no roads this morning!!!
Ben
So excited for this!!!
