MAN VS KAYAK (a rural no roads mission race against Uncle Ed's calamitous kayaking jaunt)
🕑 Added 2024-05-01 16:37:04 +0000 UTCIntroducing arguably the most entertaining ever seen on the GeoWizard Patreon page (with the possible exception of the Aldridge No Roads Lockdown Mission).
On Easter Sunday me and Ed took our race series up a notch. For Ed the comfort of the number 8 bus was to be replaced by an inflatable kayak and swift currents, and for me the familiar tarmac of my local area was to vanish from beneath my feet, making way for unfamiliar countryside. Starting in Hopwas near Tamworth (ancient capital of Mercia), we were to race each other 17 miles to the Burton Bridge Brewery in Burton upon Trent (brewing capital of the UK). The first to sip a pint there would be declared the winner. For me the threat of farmers, quarry security and railway workers promised to combine with flooded fields, forests, fences and deep irrigation ditches to make life difficult. For Ed, who had kayaked this stretch of river with me but never actually solo kayaked before, things should in theory be a lot simpler, we thought...
**Watch in 4K and with subtitles**
***had some issues with the subtitles and in the end (partly because I'm on a strict schedule with England) I decided to keep them only for speech that might be difficult to hear
https://www.change.org/p/ukparliament-make-reducing-sewage-pollution-a-legal-requirement-in-the-uk
Comments
Danny Davies38
Everybody needs an Uncle Ed what a truly amazing guy :)
Nico
Thankfull that Ed was alright after that nasty dip. Lovely video Tom, thanks for the entertainment!
Christine Monahan
Hey Tom what kind of water bladder do you use? I have a karrimor one but the water tastes really plasticky so I try not to use it....
sam collins
When when when... can't wait.
Ryan Thomas
Just as I checked this page for new content I see this comment, cant wait!
noah jenkinson
i've been checking every hour, can't wait
Jay
whoop whoop
tom davies
Straight line mission across England dropping tonight....
Gerne Hareth
Tom said in his latest video it'd be on Patreon this coming Saturday
Anders Kragh Valentin-Hjorth
when watching it one patreon there should be a button that just says 'YOUTUBE' bottom right corner of the player. if you click that it'll take you to the vid on youtube. even when unlisted.
Imraduin
Seeing rivers so polluted is one of the most saddening things in the world to me...
Andrew Way
is the straight line mission arriving soon? i saw late april / early may
exploring with ashley
Saw trailer on instagram got Patreon yesterday spent all evening watching things I hadn’t seen from the missions to different challenges from wales to tots tv love it
Aaronfrancisb
Okay mate, nice one. Keep up the adventures, love them, man
tom davies
Thanks Jan, I'll pass that on to him!
tom davies
Welcome Aaron! You will only obtain the links to these vids through Patreon but they are unlisted youtube videos
Jan Are Melgård
What a video. Your uncle Edward is an absolute legend mate!
Kevin Skocypec
Having just had issues from swallowing ocean water in Mexico, I am happy he avoided illness!
Aaronfrancisb
New patreon here. Is there any way I can watch this through YouTube? Or does it have to be on patreon?
ricardo silvente
Awesome, can’t wait!
tom davies
he is indeed! he somehow managed to avoid all illness. Iron stomach as well as iron grit!
tom davies
insane wasn't it! what are the chances..
tom davies
yeah i think he panicked a bit too and forgot to stay straight
tom davies
I think that amount of footage would bore most people, the editing really transforms the footage
tom davies
haha I thought he meant splashes! Never thought he would have actually gone in!
tom davies
He was fine thankfully! definitely could have gone worse. Walkie Talkies only seem to have a range of 1 or 2 miles but it's something worth looking into!
tom davies
It's getting there Ricardo, around 10 days left till release!
Bozniandroid
We need an Uncle Ed wellness update. Is he Ecoli free?
Basden Clark
I couldn’t believe it when he saved the paddle, bag, and kayak after flipping over. This was a really fun one to watch. Lots of laughing and cheering on my end.
Zac Vernon
That capsize footage is probably one of the most entertaining scenes yet, was literally shouting at the laptop! Good Job Lads!
alan doyle
good stuff to yis both. looking forward to the next tom and edventure!
Ewoud van Aalst
The fact Ed powered through after all that is amazing
violentbob
oh poor ed :') he did give me a good laugh though
Adam L'Archevêque
Great video ! I'm glad Ed is alright. This will make a good story to recall. I just want to share a bit of advice about descending rapids (for the next time). You should always move faster or slower than the water (by paddling forward or backward) to keep directional control. When you move at the same speed of the water, the water decide where you go, usualy straight in an obstacle. Easier said than done !
ahoneybadger3
That was such a good watch. Ed is a ledge.
David
Have you considered posting the unedited video from the kayak? Would be fun
Digsy’s Dinner
The smirk from Tom when Ed said “I don’t think I’m gonna get wet you know” 😂
Jonathan Kane
honestly never laughed more in years.
Dan
Loving it , keep it up Tom !!!
Hannah Samuels-Lyons
Kayak - gone Oar - gone Bag - gone Leg muscle - gone Ecoli water - swallowed Uncle Ed: THE GO-PRO!
Hannah Samuels-Lyons
Poor Ed. That could’ve gone terribly wrong. Did he get poorly from the water after this? It might be worth investing in long range walkie-talkies for this and other Ed/Tom videos, just so you can check in on each other. Would also work well for talking to Verity if you can’t get signal to get a message through in bigger missions
Lyndsay Jones
Well done Ed!!
ricardo silvente
Great job Ed! Glad he was alright after that crazy dip Tom, any updates on the newest straight line mission editing?
George Parr
Some of the funniest footage I’ve ever seen
tom davies
hahaha I somehow doubt that! thanks Josh hope you enjoyed
tom davies
Thanks Huw! yeah he had a good life jacket on thank god! Yeah shame about the pub, probably should have checked the times before hand though haha. Oh thanks for the tip! not massively into board games but I've heard that one's good
tom davies
Cheers Ant, tell them to open earlier next time!
tom davies
I reckon that's the most relieved Ed's ever been haha
tom davies
haha they really were. A couple of of those comical moments were semi planned, but others very much not!
tom davies
Cheers Stuart! ahh yeah that is unfortunate. You'll just have to gouge on them when you come back!
tom davies
Cheers Matt, hope you enjoyed!
tom davies
haha thanks Jack :)
tom davies
I shall buy him a pint!
tom davies
thanks Shaun, plenty more to come!
tom davies
he is. can't believe he soldiered on!
tom davies
I'll pass the message on. Thanks man!
tom davies
haha cheers Tim, I think we peaked in that intro
tom davies
you're most welcome LJ
tom davies
Cheers Dan!
tom davies
haha sounds like a day of indulgence!
Josh White
After all Ed was going through and you running 16 miles I was going to vicariously enjoy a pint with you. I might have been more dissapointed than you when the pub was closed. Anyway good on you two.
Huw Ramsay
Nice work Ed, determination and balls of steel to carry on after that I'd be cacking it.. did he have a life vest on? If not, deffo a must next time (have someone sponsor you a self inflating one if you can). Nice to see my local area, Burton, a shame the pub was closed as it's a proper pub. Tom, spotted you have ticket to ride - get yourself a copy of Carcasonne if you don't already have it.
Ant K
Great watch, and a mission to my hometown! Love it!
Alec
Oh I love that feeling of coming to the finish line on fumes. Makes it all worth it.
EJL
The first few minutes of the video were hilarious. And then later Uncle Ed into the drink! What a rollercoaster ride! And with a fantastic ending. Great storytelling as always.
Stuart Duncan
That was epic. You are both legends. Also, that pork pie looked quality… haven’t been able to find them here in the U.S. (other than ones shipped from waitrose and totally stale).
Matthew Moffatt
Nearly an hour? You do spoil us, sir. Can't wait to sit down to this.
Jack
Holy shit that made me laugh so much. Amazing
caro lam
Can you give my humble three quid Patreon sub for the month directly to Uncle Ed? It's the least the poor guy deserves!
Shaun saunders
Poor uncle ed, enjoying these tom vs ed challenges
Martin Willetts
Uncle Ed. What an utter hero. .
Oskar
Ed is an absolute trooper and a legend. Another banging vid, thanks Tom <3!
Tim
not even 2 mins in and already dying of laughter.... this will be a good watch!
LJ
Thanks for spoiling us with these exclusives, Tom. Legend!
Dan Henthorn
Nice one Tom laaa
Martin Willetts
What am I going to do between snooker sessions? Prayers answered. 👌