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Delivery Teaser: Artie and Lyn
🕑 Added 2021-05-25 02:22:41 +0000 UTCIntroducing Artie and Lyn, an elderly man and woman who may or may not be harmless, and are clients of Delivery's MC.
Artie and Lyn must be grandparents (although you’ve never met their children, and neither ever steps outside the threshold of their stunning lake house). But you imagine they're what grandparents are like for people who have families: Lyn always presses strawberry hard candies into your hands after each of your deliveries, and Artie wears a plaid cap that makes it look like he should be chasing down leads with Sherlock Holmes.
You don’t know much else about the couple, except that they’ve been married “forever” and are still head-over-heels in love despite being in their late eighties. At least, you think they’re octogenarians. You also think that Artie and Lyn human, but if they’re as innocent as they seem, then why are they using THAB (a delivery service that specializes in delivering the undeliverable to undesirables)? Why does your head always go fuzzy as you pull up their driveway, and why does that garden gnome sometimes look like a stone with a sword in it?
Artie and Lyn have a chihuahua named Lancelot.
Comments
They have a dog named Lancelot nalsbsksbdkdjd
Jo O'Connor
More like the king and his wizard 😉
lauren
Omg!!! What a cute idea!! The king and his queen together forever 💖
