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Mind Blind Blooper Reel
🕑 Added 2021-06-04 02:43:38 +0000 UTCI'm still working on the new scene added between Aeon and the party for Chapter 10 (hoping to get the rest up this weekend!), but here are some bits and bobs that didn't make the cut:
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You glance at ${Kent} and resist the urge to let loose a low whistle. “So, your father is . . .”
Instead of helpfully filling in the blank, ${Kent} cocks ${khis} head. “Yes?” ${khe} asks, as if not fully aware of what you’re alluding to.
“Mayor Zarneki is a . . .” You trail off significantly once more.
${Kent} doesn’t speak up, but ${khe}’s looking increasingly amused.
Throttlebottom, Nick interjects. The word you’re searching for is ‘throttlebottom.’
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“Why shih tzus?” you ask.
${Kent} gives you a withering stare.
“They’re just . . . floofy,” you mangle through your logic. “I didn’t expect you to have floofy dogs.”
$!{Khis} withering stare intensifies.
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I don’t have feelings, you silently argue with Nick. I am feelingless. Feeling-free. The Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.
Uh-huh.
Seriously, you continue. There’s nothing going on between me and ${Kent} Zarneki.
Sure.
. . . I hate you.
Almost as much as you like ${Kent}? Nick asks slyly.
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${Kent} Zarneki gives ${khis} dogs filtered watered from a pitcher while ${khe} ${khim}self drinks from the tap. You feel like you’ve now learned everything there is to know about your new partner.
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I’m trapped in a Disney Channel Original Movie, Nick thinks. Send help.
Comments
rachel
Also, you can def tell K loves using their silence to fluster people
rachel
"I would lay down my life for you" - K every morning when they see Annie and Cass
Mich
*googles throttlebottom*
Skippy Hugo
That last line by Nick broke me
Allie
Why am I not surprised about the water thing 💀
Mosey
These are so precious 🤧 K is so cute 🥺💖 🥺💖 🥺💖
Yachire
I Kent get enough of Kent 😰 💕 if he keeps playing with my Button’s heart he’s gonna make them cry over more than just dog food commercials (me included).
Jaime Ford
Yay! I do so love Nick's commentary.
Cas
I love him your honor
Junesong
Ugh, Kent. You're seriously fighting Gray for that crown aren't you.
