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Sometimes I Just Like To Play With Words
🕑 Added 2021-01-05 07:05:24 +0000 UTCSubtitle: Insults which Glitch has, on multiple occasions, hurled at K when both were drunk
You illogical corn cobbler
You illegitimate moldy shroom
You browbeaten weathervane
You mangled straw-dashed broom
You waterlogged, pockmarked crumpet
You gaseous bulbous newt
You marooned gouted mumblewit
You vedious filangled gahmute
You thrippled nippled twirlywank
You cincancient oopsie-whoops
You puffacilious buffled curlank
You grimilitous jurled hurloop
(The thing I love most about English
And it's staccato drawl
Is its nonsensical rhythm
And words that aren't words at all)
Comments
Jo O'Connor
Lol! I admit, I have taken to calling our dog a "twirlywank" 😂
aahhh, downright shakespearian
Jo O'Connor
The brains of poets work in mysterious ways when intoxicated (or, in my case, sleepy). Most likely, Glitch wanted to order another drink and K said no 😅
Chigusa Eyes
Glitch & I have a shared love of over the top insults, apparently 🤣 I need to know how K has earned these phenomenal insults because truly, Glitch has put impressive linguistics work in
