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🕑 Added 2021-02-26 22:29:19 +0000 UTCKent glares at you.
You glare back.
The glare-down continues until Rosy heaves an exasperated sigh. “Are you both quite done?”
[i]But first one to blink loses![/i] Nick protests.
***
“What do you have against being my sidekick?”
K ignores you.
***
“How about being my partner ‘under the covers’ as well?”
K ignores you.
***
“I now get why Glitch compared you to Batman,” you say. “It’s not just because you’re loaded and have washboard abs.”
K ignores you.
***
K ignores you, and you resort to muttering under your breath in passive-aggressive fashion. “Stupid Zarneki, with that stupid sexy smile and adorable dogs.”
[i]Wow,[/i] Nick thinks dryly. [i]You really know how to make an insult sting.[/i]
***
Rosy holds open the door, ushering you and K through. “Welcome to my evil lair,” he says with a diabolical cackle. “The author can’t figure out how to describe this room because she hates describing environments and has thus decided to temporarily turn me into a super villain because it makes for more interesting writing.”
You gasp in horror, for the first time noticing Rosy’s elongated fangs. “What long teeth you have!” you cry, realizing that the author is suffering through writer's block and has thus also decided to turn Rosy into a vampire.
Rosy’s grin widens into a wicked leer. “All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
K ignores you both.
Comments
Iwona J.
Thank you for the amazing start to my weekend 🤣
Morphine
Do you K Zarneki take Button to be your lawfully wedded spouse? K: Ignores
C.
What do you mean Rosy isn't a vampire in the actual series?! You could have fooled me there (also that last line, I'm volunteering to become a donor) I'd literally perform every silly trick I got in my arsenal to make K stop ignoring Button
FlamingFlyingV
K "You Must Input The Correct Dialogue Option To Continue" Zarneki
Riveringrio
Damn K is really into ignoring. Understandable tho 😂 I would ignore evil Rosy and flirting attempts too. Looking at Rosy’s sudden developments though, they are either Noh or an amazing way to get out of the writing block
Katie Williams
Okay but all your bloopers are literally amazing though 🤣🤣🤣💕
