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Mind Blind Blooper Reel
🕑 Added 2021-03-20 15:01:01 +0000 UTCGlitch’s tendency to rap against the thin wall separating your offices to chat whenever boredom strikes (which amounts to roughly every six seconds for Glitch) means that you’re forced to wear noise-cancelling earbuds to accomplish any actual work.
***
“I am not using that as a callsign!” you protest. “It’s offensive.”
“I think it’s charming,” Sally interjects.
You scowl at her. So much for solidarity from your fellow shorty.
“’Fun-size’ is not an option,” you state firmly.
***
. . .You scowl at her. Sally only thinks so because she doesn’t dwarf over most people.
“‘Jolly Green’ is not an option,” you state firmly.
***
. . .You scowl at her. Sally only thinks so she has hair.
“‘Mr. Clean’ is not an option,” you state firmly.
***
. . .You scowl at her. Sally only thinks so she’s an only child.
“‘Thing Two’ is not an option,” you state firmly.
I thought you liked those sweaters I got us for Christmas!
***
You know without turning around that it's Gray.
Perhaps you and he are simply that attuned to each other’s presence—him because he can read your mind, and you because . . . well, how could you not know when your heart enters the room?
***
Rosy slams their fist on the table.
“You like doing that, don’t you?” you note. “The whole fisting thing.”
Glitch snickers, and even K can't suppress a startled cough.
“I meant slamming your fist on the table,” you hastily correct. "Not . . . you know." You illustrate your point with an awkward gesture.
Stop while you're behind, Button. There's no catching up on this one.
Comments
cinnerman
FISTING
Brittany B.
Oh no, that Gray one has my whole heart. 💖
Ema
these are all killing me 😂 poor mc!!
Mich
"and you because . . . well, how could you not know when your heart enters the room?" 😭
Shuris
My more humorous than morbid Button would like to offer up "Nothing" as an alternative to "Thing Two".
Deliquescere
MR. CLEAN, SALLY PLEASE... 😭🤣😭 And that last one!
nai.
FISTING EYE- WHDHHRJFJFJFJ
Electra Heart
THE LAST TWO NSJSJSJSJDJCJVJJF 🥴🥴🥴🤪🤪🤪🤪
thebonethief
That last one! I am screaming! 🤣🤣🤣
Fish
NOT FISTING
Katie Williams
Oh my goodness those last two! From 😍😭 to 🤣🤣
Chigusa Eyes
FISTING, I'M---
