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Mind Blind Blooper Reel
🕑 Added 2021-12-29 08:52:14 +0000 UTCCalling Reese a prima donna is an insult to every person named Donna.
“Curtail your appreciation until we’ve escaped,” Glitch says wryly. “No need to have the sound of your applause lead them straight to us.”
“Gross,” Glitch says, wrinkling her nose.
Sally glares at her. “He’s unconscious, not dead.”
“Sure, but Vengeance has clearly been skimping on the sponge baths.”
“I’m getting Kent back,” Glitch announces. “With or without you.” She grins suddenly. “Think I should bring along the attack dogs?”
He hid his identity, blew up your brother, and used you. He’s also just saved your life. You’re not sure whether you want to punch his stupid sexy face or kiss him senseless.
You had looked up to this man, admired him even. Now, however, the rose-colored glasses have shattered and you stare into his true face.
“He’s an idiot,” you say aloud, amazed by the realization. “A complete and utter idiot.”
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You suppose that, were your situations reversed, you too might have . . . Nope. Even you wouldn’t have screwed up this badly.
“THE END!” you shout at the author. “I DON’T LIKE THIS PLOT TWIST, SO THE STORY IS ENDING NOW.”
. . . And they all lived happily ever after.
Comments
Niamh
My fantasy of my button punching rosy for what he did and then kissing him because love, so close and yet so far away... 🥺💗
Skippy Hugo
Wait...
Samantha Murphy
*insert gif here*
Chigusa Eyes
to quote Florence Welch, "a kiss with a fist is better than none", no? honestly both is good....
cinnerman
I love this
rasehum hiyuki
I dont like it, i love it--
