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January Interview Announcement
🕑 Added 2022-01-18 00:48:47 +0000 UTCThe people have spoken, and January's character interview will be with Clarence Garfield, administrator to Aeon and spiller of tea! (For those of you who don't remember Clarence, he's first met in Chapter 2.)
Feel free to ask questions about Clarence himself (it's his favorite topic, after all), but also make sure to ask about the embarrassing escapades of others who work at Unity (all events will be rendered even more unflattering due to being from Clarence's perspective).
Will Nick end up walking off stage? Will he agree to host the interview at all? Who knows! Either way, you can look forward to a heart-to-whatever-Clarence-has-in-his-chest-cavity.
Ask your questions of Clarence either here in the comments or via the Sanctum discord interview channel.
Comments
rachel
Clarence, what's the tea/gossip on students like Glitch, Kenzie, and Sally? Since we saw your first meeting with Button, what was your first meeting like with Glitch and Kenzie? If you were a Ment, what type would you want to be? What is the biggest misconception people have about you/what would people be surprised to know?
Ginger Aile
What drew you to your job? Do you have a special talent that lead you to UTC? Do you enjoy your work? Are you aiming for a specific position in the future? How does it feel to be right about Button being a security risk, but also wrong about them as a person? Any gloating? Grudging apologies? How do you feel about your numerous nicknames? Do you know about any others from all the people around you? Do you keep a diary and if yes, what's in it? Do you have siblings? Pets? How is your relationship status? What qualities do you admire in your friends (if you have any)? What's your opinion on Nick? Professional and off the record. (We all know he skimps on the paperwork.) Same for Rosy and K! we can all pretty much guess about Glitch, so instead how was your first meeting with them? Lastly, tell us a secret only you know? We won't reveal the source later, don't worry!
John Q. Adams
Does Clarence like anyone he works with that he likes?
Kristen
Two part question, clarebear: 1) what attracted you to this job and/or how did you find yourself working there; 2) with your attitude, how have you kept said job?? Do you have dirt? Connections?
Frogs_I_suppose
But seriously, why do you think it's acceptable to treat people badly? Did your parents not love you enough? Has your heart harden over years of indifference, or are you just truly so entitled that you think you're above treating people as just that, people? I'm not holding back here because you seem to never do. You're a survivor blamer. You're blaming the person who was traumatized rather than the actual perp, and I just have to know, what is it like being that vile? đ€đ
Frogs_I_suppose
Is your anger being directed at button because you actually have a big crush on them?? That really is the only explanation you absolute twat of a human being đŹđ
Stephanie Beth
So we all know Rosy loves Glitch. Rosy is just brusque and a bit prickly with that love. Have you ever seen an instance where Rosy was actually *sweet* to Glitch? Also, you remind me of an angry axolotl for some reason. Maybe try eating some fruit? đ
Toad
Who hurt you, clarebear?
rasehum hiyuki
Why are you such an asshole, clarence? (Sorry, no other ways to phrase this)
Riveringrio
FINALLY!! HEEEEEEEE đ»
