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Mind Blind Blooper Reels
🕑 Added 2021-07-11 04:24:20 +0000 UTCNote: I'm currently writing the alternative date scenes for Buttons who don't trigger the intervention, so all the bloopers are from romantic scenarios.
“Let go of the handlebar!” Glitch yells over the rollercoaster’s roar.
You think about what Glitch said earlier, about transforming fear into freedom. Then you recall that video clip you saw the other day where a carnival ride overturned and killed two clowns, and your hands tighten around the rail. Not today, Gravity.
* * * *
“Make no mistake, you’re lucky.” Sally tosses her curls over her shoulder in shampoo-commercial fashion with a teasing smile. She gestures to her body, hands lingering over her hips. “Because I am fine.”
* * * *
There are few things more awkward than surrogate courting your best friend on behalf of your brother who’s trapped in your head.
You and Sally exchange a look, and both of you simultaneously crack up.
“No way Nicholas told you to say that,” Sally gasps out between giggles.
“He really did,” you insist.
It sounded better in my head! Nick protests. He pauses then adds, Your head?
* * * *
You lean in closer to Kim, your eyelids fluttering closed. This is it. The moment you’ve been longing for since he first stepped into the classroom and knocked Glitch flat on her ass.
“Wiseman.” Kim’s voice is wryly amused. “What the hell are you doing?”
* * * *
Gray’s thumb grazes your bottom lip.
“Darlin’,” he drawls in an atrocious fake Texan accent, “you ain’t got no idea of ‘bout my dreams.”
* * * *
Gray’s thumb grazes your bottom lip.
“Darlin’,” he drawls in an atrocious faux Texan accent, “that ain’t a pistol in my pocket.” Immediately, his face flushes beet red, and he lets go of your chin as if burned. “I am so sorry! I don’t know why I said that.”
Comments
Cas
My poor rosymancer Button is so conflicted because YES SHE KNOWS THE TEACHER JOKES ARE BAD— but she wants to make them so so much.
Emerson
GRAY
Niamh
Lmaaaooo Rosy 😂
The second Gray blooper? 😭 Sis, the lady next to me on the train just gave me a wary side eye for snorting out loud.
Yali
What wouldn’t I give to hear Nick’s reactions to all of these, especially Rosy’s and Gray’s last one because I personally am dying over those xD
Selah
GRAY. My Button would never let him live it down.
Iwona J.
That is pure comedy gold and as usual it only gets better as you read on, thank you! 😂
Allie
The wheeze that came out of my mouth at the last one was so loud it literally woke up my dog 💀
Chigusa Eyes
GRAYSON im FUCKING DYING, this was so fucking amazing
nai.
GRAYSON 😭😭😭 IM SCREAM LAUGHING RN
Meanwhile K is that one post that's like "My ideal date is you come over to my house and we stare at my wolf figurines in complete silence. If you touch any of them the date is over."
Alissa Cox
GRAY 🤣🤣🤣
