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Writer's Blog: The Korean Reunification

🕑 Added 2021-08-21 03:20:13 +0000 UTC

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Ema

have you watched to catch a thief? might be a fun way to get ideas without the FBI putting you on a list xD i've broken into one house before (my grandma's, she forgot her keys) and it was done through finding an open window, cutting the screen, then sticking eight-year-old me through the window. not sure how feasible that is, but maybe with a big enough window!

Skippy Hugo

The one would be dog flap, but that requires skill and a certain body type. Another would be GTA V, where they hit the bank twice from two different angles. But honestly, the most interesting way for me would be to simply swagger through the front door.

Okay, so I was going to type out an extremely long and detailed method of how exactly one could break into a house that has a pretty decent alarm system because like knowledge of break-ins and home security is Right Up My Alley but the plan requires 1. A decent amount of casing the building, 2. Some specific circumstances, 3. Whoever owns the building to have a dog (large dog is preferable), and 4. Being really damn lucky and so isn’t truly feasible. Plus that much detail feels like it skirts the line of ‘properly utilizing my alarm license’ and I don’t know if the Bureau of Security can sense that sort of thing, but I wouldn’t put it past them. However, I will say if you’re looking to avoid an alarm system in a standard home, windows are usually going to be your best bet. Specifically, a second story window not attached to a balcony because those ones often don’t have switches on them because they’re not easily accessible since it’s pretty suspicious to roll up to a house with a ladder. Also loud. But it’s possibly doable if you’re determined. Pretty sure most second floors don’t have motion detectors either, but I haven’t done work in one in forever and honestly can’t remember. From a non-security system standpoint, just try the front door. It sounds dumb, but sometimes people will be less worried about securing their front door on account of “what sort of criminal just waltzes through the front door?”. The answer is quite a few, but from experience it’s not always something one thinks about until it’s happened. Due to frequent use, forgetfulness, and in certain cases ‘being in a good neighborhood’, the front door is also prone to being left unlocked, which greatly simplifies the ‘breaking’ part of ‘breaking and entering’. Also, it’s less suspicious (and less illegal) to walk up to the front door of someone’s place and subtly try the handle than to try and get into a back door or go through a window.

Chigusa Eyes

This might sound silly, but I had to do it...several times growing up ( INTO MY OWN HOUSE, ofc ); literally in through the window? And I mean in the sense of it being quite shocking how many ppl leave their windows unlocked. Ofc this depends on where you live! I grew up in the suburbs in the Southeast USA, often on the rural side of the suburbs. But from what I have found, overall, is that when it comes to people who live in houses ( as compared to apartments, townhomes, etc ), there's a higher chance of not bothering to double check their windows??? Sometimes this means using either a finger, the Wrong House Key you grabbed for the 3rd time that month, or something to cut open a window screen...but then you just press your hand firmly against the window and push up and an unlocked window will slide up! Once it is high enough, you can just open it normally and crawl in. Obviously not the most subtle of ways, so I don't rec doing it in the front yard fnnfnfnfnf


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