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Bikini season : you can
🕑 Added 2021-08-11 08:00:03 +0000 UTCYou can't steal an elvish bikini. But you can steel it.
My lawyer says I can't go to jail because of bad puns.
Anyway Miriel is this year winner of the steal bikini, for being a brat =)
Comments
Diesel from Detroit
Very nice! I guess it's ok for my warped mind to imagine their are front and back dildoes in that chastity belt.
Necromanzer
FBI! OPEN UP!
Jyanevera
The crime has been reported to the horni police.
Piroro
I'll blame the lack of sleep. Please don't report me to the police; I'm pretty sure ruining my own puns is illegal.
Heavy Blues
Steal and steel are spelled differently, I'm afraid. :( Nice try though, 'Roro.