"The Continuing Misadventures of Jane Cottontail" - page 7
🕑 Added 2021-03-22 00:18:42 +0000 UTCOne of the worst days in Jane's life doesn't get any better, but will it be the last day?
(Let's just assume plant enzymes work faster on clothing than on rabbits, 'kay?)
Comments
Sleepnir
Unfairly hot for being so heartfelt and sad!
Tigermark
Monologue.
A Patreon of the Ahts
This dialog is superb, by the way.
A Patreon of the Ahts
I remember reading a Heavy Metal story where the law of physics of this land said cloths don't work and the astronaut visitors said pooh and their space suits started to dissolve, leaving them unharmed and naked.. and they're shouting 'This is MYLAR how can this happen?'....
RJ
She's got reserve lungs inside her breasts.
Ever700
Nature does not want her wearing any clothing as it is the law of nature. =3
Glenn Sellers
Ah, plot chemistry. I never did do well in that class in school.
Glenn Sellers
Rather than being accused of being sexist, speciesist, or an Anglophobe, I'll keep my mouth shut for once.
RJ
Called it
Chris Jenkins
guess she'll switch to loincloths now.
UnDrewsual
Man, even when being eaten by a plant she keeps talking. XD
Raventail
Just basic plot chemistry. 😄
Glenn Sellers
"(Let's just assume plant enzymes work faster on clothing than on rabbits, 'kay?)" You mean it doesn't? But, it makes perfect sense to me.
Sashi Williams
why yes.. how did you not know.. Plant Enzymes can dissolve clothing and such within less then 5 minutes.... "Bunny bodies" and such, however, take anywhere from 12 to 18 hours to even BEGIN to break down.. ( It's all that sexy cuteness that the plant's liquids have to "eat through".. and bunnies got TONS of that to spare.. )
BovineMage
Poor Jane, I hope Fluffy can cheer her up in the near future
FreyFox
Hello boobs