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Groove Gossip (Jareth's Scandal)
🕑 Added 2022-10-23 05:37:40 +0000 UTC Jareth Gublenn- the artist behind such albums as Satellite Brigade and To Thine Own Self- has always been renowned for his clean public image and his devotion to his music. He is the sweetheart of London, and a loyal brother. But do we really know all that much about him?
Ruby Jankins, the former wife to Cole Gublenn, made heavy claims this weekend regarding her relationship to Jareth. Yes, as you have heard, the star child of the UK has been revealed as a cheat! And with none other than his own brother’s ex wife!
Cole Gublenn, the manager and twin brother to Jareth, came home January of last year to find his wife in bed with his own brother. As recounted by Ruby, it was the cause for their divorce shortly thereafter the following February.
“We thought Cole had left for Liverpool the night before, but we were shocked to be walked in on the morning after.”
She states that the affair had been going on far longer, supposedly since her first month of the marriage.
“Jareth and I had eyes for one another long before I was married to Cole. He was far softer, always much more sensitive and understanding. He had been charming on the first night I was introduced to him at his estate. I couldn't get away from him! Our conversations could go for hours if not for Cole pulling me away.”
A fairytale story to any young woman familiar with the pop star! Fans are begging to know every detail about sharing love with Jareth. Could all of those tender worded love songs be from a true romantic soul?
According to Ruby, apparently so.
“He wrote many songs for me, though I don't think I should say them.”
But don't get your hopes down! Apparently, you might still have a chance with him;
“Of course I wasn't the only one,” She explained, “he always had the birds he would bring home after a show. I would see him with two or three girls on some occasions, but I really couldn't take offense to it. He is a star after all.”
A man of many lovers! Though fans of Jareth have always attested to his assumed celibacy, it seems he managed to lasso plenty of young women in his immediate circle.
Many have pointed out that Ruby and Cole's son, Anatole “Anthony” Gublenn, has more resemblance to Jareth than Cole! Could It be that he belongs to the popstar rather than the businessman?
The shock has been echoing through England, many long time fans of Jareth heartbroken over the facade he was using. The head of the official Jareth Fanclub has come out with a statement just this morning. She states;
“In light of recent news, the club will be disbanding until further notice. All allegations have been thoroughly discussed and we are unable to come to a proper conclusion at this time. We will be awaiting further news, but until then we will not be accepting new members nor will we hold any further meetings.”
As albums are tossed like rubbish and heartbroken fan mail marches its way to the Gublenn estate, we have yet to receive any statements from the two brothers. Surely, there is a scuffle ensuing, and we can expect to see Jareth alongside a new manager by the end of the month!
As for Ruby, she plans to claim custody of her two children as soon as she can, hoping to raise them back home in America. After such an exciting few years, she may need some rest!
Comments
sundial
GROWLS AND HAS RABID FROTH AT THE MOUTH (REAL!!!!!)
bismarck
BRO NOT JOBIE’S SISTERRR 😭😭😭
NaniJesus
Just some gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss shi huh 💀💅
Jude
She’s just girlbossing💅
dilligaf
Acting like I just read this out of an actual magazine and should be seeing it on the news.
NaniJesus
Yes sirrrr 💪😩
Greyson
john doe icon
NaniJesus
Damn, Ruby was the og clout chaser huh 🧍🏽♀️
