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Ranking EVERY Breakfast Restaurant (Uncensored)...
🕑 Added 2025-07-12 19:11:43 +0000 UTC
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ChopGlockShogun
Just bob bein' Bobby baybeee
Christopher Marcoux
Nick is secretly anorexic and uses chocolate milk to hide his condition.
Connor K.
Bob Evans looks like he whispers racial slurs under his breath whenever people of color would go to his restaurant
Keith Henley
I like me some dennys
D2180
Denny's is a haven for people working 3rd shift
maddbadger614
Nick dying for this content 🤣
Austin
Nick would be a flip flop guy😭
Bert Zack
The Danny's on the Las Vegas strip isn't too bad.
Maddy Marr
That is the nicest Denny’s I have ever seen in my life. In Michigan they’re pretty much all cursed lol
Derek47
The child yelling "you're gonna leave me?" In an ihop brings back some bad divorce memories
Xaviercantwrite
If I pay $5 for the patreon, i wanna the full shaft, not the pants and feet
KAYLEN
Nick has said some sus stuff, I’m not so convinced he’s what he seems, we need more nick lore
Anthony Gallipeau
Nick is the worst!
Anthony Gallipeau
You need a youtube reaction channel where you spew unrelated madness after watching some video. I'd watch the fuck outta that.
Tayler Dickey
I watched on YouTube but now I have to see Nick’s shits
Vinnie Benefield
How'd he know i kept looking back at the screen when at Cracker Barrel?
FugiChan
Video idea: Getting Nick to rank different brands of chocolate milk and deal points on flavour, ease of chugging and aftermath
YoungSauceGod
I felt the goons prescence from a mile away
Cole Cottle
wow yeah this is definitely uncensored thanks nick
Sodom
Margaret has still got some mileage on her, can probably suck a mean dick - I can tell from her hairdew that she greases it with skeet because I used to do that at my night job back in the 80s when I was chugging dicks for Swiss cheese and cigarettes. Back then the staff at Dennys would take you out in the back and spit shine your knob if you ordered off their secret menu. The men did it too shit, it was the 80s after all. Anyways, good times. Nice video, Hunter. I’m trying out this new meditative technique where I have soy boy sissies shit on my face, there’s something about their diet which makes it really good for my skin so maybe next time Nick can use my face as a toilet. Idk, don’t want to overstep, but you’d be doing me a solid - I got this wedding I need to go to soon so I need to look tip top.
Kenneth Bell
I need Margaret
Edward Carneal
Have you considered crate training Nick? It may help keep him in line.
Zephyr
I yearn for the chocolate milk.
Emily
iFlop
Jessi Duschel
can’t tell if it’s this joint or if this is genuinely the best video i’ve ever seen
Jaret
You guys have an entire library of diarrhea echoing in a toilet sound effects now. Literally all you’ll ever need for future projects.
3D Endeavors
holy shit i havent laughed this hard in awhile. thank you
George Ware
We're upon the anniversary of Hunter and Allison's child's death, Modeen. Who died underneath mysterious circumstances. Let us remember him, not for the onset of childhood diabetes, but for the lives he touched along the way. Be free genie.
Jassmine
The best video for all of us Nik fans <3 lmao
Jassmine
The next patreon sticker needs to be of Nik shitting! PLEASE!
Reetta Paananen
well fucking hell, first uncensored video i choose to watch and it's lactose diarrhea.
lizard
god nik
Nathaniel Fenderson
I wish I watched the censored version
BadooPadoo
Y’all I just watched this video with subtitles on it labels one of Nik’s diarrhea farts as “puppet clattering”
brainwyrm
great video, but i feel compelled to speak against all the shit sounds and visuals, pls no more
ChopGlockShogun
Nick, you can flush the toilet before you totally fill it, you know.
Langston Devereaux
I regret watching the uncensored version of this one.
SourToast
Nick put himself on the line for the Patreon viewers. That’s dedication. To shit.
Amy
I really want to know what the Margaret thing is next to her nose husband. Whatever it is, I need it 👀
Josh Pulliam
Sad to see (y)our girl not in this video :(
Nicholas
I absolutely love Ihop. The one we go to is super clean and the food is always bangin
Jacob Greenbaum
so much poo
Aussie Ennis
What the fuck is up dennys
MaulTheObese
I have always avoided denny's because I kind of associated it with waffle house but now Im curious
blyatbrat
my hubs works at waffle house (we live downstate from you lol) he's got people who will literally only come in when he works bc apparently he's the only person who can cook different levels of "done" food for different people. i used to work there and had the same experience, ppl would literally ASK my schedule haha. if that doesn't tell you how most waffle houses are, idk what to say. (besides ppl always oding or literally robbing the place)
Damon Cain Hyatt
You deserve to burn for not going to big boys.
Ashley Strickland
Is nick like, in the oven controlling it?
TheOtterlord
Please tell me a future patreon sticker is gonna be Nik fighting his demons in a stall
Timika Ryan
I love Margaret so much, she's such a great member of the meat family
David P
Nik was fighting stomach demons poor guys face said it all.
Abortion_Milkshakes
Next video needs to be ranking seafood restaurants and Harry needs to sample the shellfish at every spot.
Charisma
does nick have no shame?
Charisma
this was a 5 OUT OF 5 MeatCanyon video. Best one in awhile. although you can't shut on cracker barrel man...they have good food. just don't get mamas breakfast
Speakeazy
Nik wanted to go through it😂
Mike_c14
watching Nik chug his chocolate milk and drip out from his mouth sent tears of pure laughter down my face, i couldn't breathe
Gill Ramm
Wait how’d he know when I looked back at the phone in the Cracker Barrel part 😭😭
Gill Ramm
Have a few dennys mugs i can definitely send one over 😏😏
Capt Wrath
I was crying laughing almost this whole video. 10/10 love these review videos. Also pls give Margret her own channel fucking love that woman .
MISS_ROSE
Stinky 😂😂
Madalyn Deluna
I love you papa
Mandee Russek
My husband is Pilipino and he also gets stared at in Cracker Barrel
echiax
Thank you for the B-roll, Nick! Now I have a POV of what my husband's adventures are like because he destroys his gut with spicy food every day of his life or when we go out to eat :D
brandi kay
PLEASE you have to make a video on the ihop psyop
E H
I’m so torqued right now
BallistaNyx
poor Nik was FIGHTING for his life in half this video
Chase Woodrum
Nicks poop
ConcertlyOtter
I was hoping someone would test out the Waffle House order-taking code with the server. Remember, don't forget to tear off some cheese to remind yourself that cheese should be there.
Duke Marine
I will say IHOP has the superior country fried steak and eggs. I was really craving it for like a week so I ordered from everywhere I could on Uber Eats and the portion size, crispness and price was best at IHOP.
Aurelio Ruiz
Can our sticker be nick taking a shit face? Please?
glorfindel
I was eating dinner and regretted this decision very much 😅🤣🤣
glorfindel
97% is being generous this video was complety insane 🤣
glorfindel
There's usually not this much poop in the videos I was trying to eat dinner while I watched this and regretted it
Charisma
is it the same as the one posted to yt? haven't watched either yet
Craig Bragg
I sense a new sticker opportunity from Nik.
slyfoxninja
Why did I watch this shit
Heather King
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was about to comment the exact same thing but your comment was the first thing I saw 😂😂😂😂😂😂perfect! P.s. crew keep doing your thing! Love the uncensored videos yall do 💜🫶💯
Nitefly
Those nostalgic moments where you eat breakfast, turn into a diarrhoea dog and do a lava dump.
Madison
This being my first patreon video I’ve seen was uhh interesting
CasualInTheTrees
Go watch the youtube cut den
Alex Kassaye
Video revelations -Nick has a prolapsed anus -IHOP triggers PTSD -Hunter is an agest -Yes Yes Yes
mirarevias
Oh, I'm TERRIFIED now 😭 Edit: WHY
maxton
What did you think it was? Lol
C4
wasn't expecting to see nick's stinky today
Ber
"Huh I wonder what needed to be censored." FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Joshua Orlowsky
I might have to check out Denny’s soon with that Super Slam deal
Matt Devine
All that chocky milk is rapidly aging Nik
Kaitlyn Holland
Waffle House is def number 1
Allison Hendricks
Good God Nick lmao
Char Atton
What are the odds we can get a No Nick in the Shitter cut so this video can be watched with a meal
Tarnished Glizzy
I didn't know Bob Evans was an actual place to eat
Ozzi
the only time i've been in a Dennys was when i was in the central valley in CA where it smells like cow shit everywhere...except inside that Denny's. it was like a miracle. instead of the burning manure smell i could breathe in maple syrup at 10pm. super fun video papa!
Hentai King
Nick's toes are white af
Grim Max
Trauma from seeing Nick’s excrement aside, this is probably my favourite restaurant ranking so far. So funny
Brandon Thompson
Hi
Jared Tresner
Things that give you and nick diarrhea tier list when
Tenkkit (Aubrey)
The nick diarrhea clips feel contagious
Jenna Shelton
The way this video made me want chocolate milk, is unsettling.
Jared Tresner
More b roll of nick shitting himself, hopefully Margaret has some toilet paper
Kris
Nik's digital footprint is fucked after this one boys
Bryck_rose
Waffle House W, someone alert the iceberg boy!!!!
sox
Glad I got to see nicks shit!
mayo_nayz
Getting interrupted during watching the YouTube version with a notification that the patreon version is up is the ideal scenario
Tyler George
27:48 😂😂 I wanted to see what you were doing! Stop yelling at me 😂
Raikhan
27:48 I've never been so scared
Veronika Torres
Nick is on the shitter for 97% of this video lmfaooo
Devin Rudisill
was just thinking the same thing lmao
CC707
Holy dhit I’m so excited I’m about to dab tgecfuck out
Tyler Eckhardt
Bob Evan’s getting some love this video surprised me. Best damn cup of Joe that side of the Mississippi
Ven
W FAPS FOR DAYS
Daniel De Dios
Margaret my precious 💍
Mattew Motley
Nick is a real silly games type of guy
Emily Zukowski
Thats gore… thats gore of my comfort character
Alexandre lyonnais
I dont know if i wanna watch that
PaPa_Zak
Am I really about to watch h a video with uncensored shit.... eh fuck it
Chans9
I’ve watched it on YouTube now starting it here lol
Kobe Mcknight
Nick is unhinged
Zachary Beard
Denny’s is 🔥
B 1001
I like breakfast
UrTrash Kid
The heavens have blessed us on this day
Owen Mcc
😋😝 yay 😛🥳🖖🏻
OffDaBean
Was just watching this lol
Thurston Hicks
Lfg
Aurora
🙌
allen perez
Finally
Kevin Kochell
Thank god
baphel
Finally!
