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PETA is the Worst... (Uncensored)

🕑 Added 2025-07-16 17:30:02 +0000 UTC

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Mimsy

A girl I went to school with tried to incite a walkout on frog dissection day. In the end nobody joined her because they were all stoked to spend a school period tearing up a frog instead of the normal shit. Teacher gave her a failing grade for the year.

CokeGhost

Peta just making a post about how we should protect invasive species has gotta be one of the most diabolically idiotic posts i’ve ever seen in my life.

Nilbog Milk

Not sure if there's anywhere in the discord to put this since the media & video channels are general content sharing, but re: celeb animations (that are now being reserved for shorts and not whole dedicated videos on MC), there's been memes about how every time someone significant dies, Trisha Paytas's child is born hours later, implying that she's the vessel of reincarnation. Happened with the Queen, Pope Francis, and now Ozzy ( :( ). Would be fun & dumb to see how that works on the backend though as a 30-sec shitpost clip between longer form original content. Like she's some god figure 🤷🏻‍♀️

Keith Henley

I love meat. Some things like veal though, I chose not to do.

Cai

Love the video

Jordan Tre

Goddamn this is a good episode 😂

Gunnþór þórðarson 🇮🇸

I'm from Iceland I grew up on seal meat sold by the locals in my small village. Never really thought about how they were hunted. Until one day I saw some seals getting clubed outside the lighthouse I worked at. Never ate too much seal after that.

gruesome graphx

You had me at breast milk

Mr Taint

Papa will definitely be purchasing breastmilk on fb marketplace

QUACK__QUACK_MF

The fact that the first non-vanilla flavor I thought was cinnamon proves I am indeed one of Papa Meats spawn

Sam Bone

What about the Chinese nick? 😭

Sidni

Nothing like getting the yt notification and 20 minutes later the Patreon notification and wondering “what could possibly have led to the censoring?” After the last video though, I’ve come to expect anything and everything

Clara Eagon

Don't forget about how peta came after the late, great Steve Irwin after tweeting on his birthday that he isn't a wildlife conservationist and isn't a man to be looked up to. That was one of the last times the world truly united over the greater good

Loryn Morrissey

I remember playing that cooking Mama Peta game on addicting Games or new grounds way back in the day lol

Mark Williams

All I can think of is Hunter looking at his wife, fire dancing in his eyes and saying. “I have the thirst again! I must…drink..”

Christopher Marcoux

My mommy told me I couldn't visit Can-E-Da because of the baby seal clubs.

Leah

God I hope we don’t see nicks’ shit in this one

Anthony smeltzer

"The Chinese" 🤣🤣

M Ottowitz

The fact that i personally know the neapolitan mastiff in the pic he used 😭😭😭

Caoimhe MacCarthy

There was a legitimate horse meat scandal in Ireland back in 2013. Horse meat was found to be in a bunch of burgers labelled as 100% beef. The whole country lost its shit for a while

Lord Boochius

New video “testing our patrons breast milk” would be insanity

Savvy

You missed the one where PETA bought a zoo in Australia and tried to make them vegan. Lioness ended up getting eaten by the other lions while onlookers watched.

Caoimhe MacCarthy

Send it to Nik

Shantel Marshall

I offered some, I'm wondering if he'll take me up on it lol

Shantel Marshall

I commented on the YouTube upload as well, but if you're serious about wanting to test out breast milk, I can totally send you a bag. Lol

Jeff Ackerman

This format of videos feels almost like a spiritual successor to Penn & Teller's Bullshit from when I was younger. Facts are presented, we go off on tangents and bits, and colorful metaphors are used. Keep on keepin' on, Papa. 🩷

Julian Zarate

You can make any topic so much fun to watch

DEZdispenser

As someone whose cat is their version of Boxes (he’s really epic trust me), nothing disgusts me more than organizations that are so quick to euthanize. If I was Batman I’d go after animal abusers instead of the mentally unwell.

Nitefly

You “dabbled in coke, meth and SMACK”… but weren’t ‘too deep’ into drugs? lol are you sure that was a cow costume, and not an atmospheric diving suit? Seems pretty ****ing deep!

Sodom

Boy does this bring me back to 1993 when I was living on skid row. I dabbled in coke, meth, and smack, but I wasn’t really too deep into drugs I was really just there for the comraderie. Anyways, I was in a cow costume sleeping on the sidewalk when two young studs shoveled me up in the back of a fucking truck with chickens and shit, but I was still waking up so I didn’t really mind it, so they fucking drove off and left all my shit in my tent on the side of the road. Long story short I would have ended up in the actual production line if it wasn’t for some old crochety motherfucker complaining about my smell to anyone within earshot. By then I was completely sober, so I retorted back and told him to go fuck himself, and since cows don’t talk or reek of skeet, they grabbed me by the cow ears and dragged me off the line and shoved me back in the truck and dropped me off to an empty spot on the street because my shit got jacked. I had a sweet collection of collectible cigarettes that I was dishing out for T shirts and shit, so I never quite recovered financially from that. Luckily tho my neighbor saw it was me because he recognized my cow getup (back then it wasnt uncommon for someone to be dressed like that) - the shitty thing is is I had no new clothes so I was just dealing and getting high in a cow costume for a month. It was fucking hot man, shit sucked

igor

this is a joke im not a psychopath but uncensor the vidos if you say theyre uncensored o_O

igor

SHOW US THE MONKEY NERVES MEATCANYON

Xavier Perales

We need the breast milk ranking 🙏🏽

Ethan Brown

I thought these videos are supposed to be uncensored

Eric D Herrington

Partially uncensored. Lol

Ollie Williams

that group and also there was a ‘MAP’ retreat in Vermont recently. for those who are unaware map = minor attracted person

Candy_Carry_On

Milk Donor Detected

doctoursatan

i think we now HAVE to have a breast milk taste test video now that it’s been mentioned. for uh you know. science.

METALHEADBOB

Breast milk Ranking video???

CasualInTheTrees

Anyone else's resolution take a phat dump watching this?

Stephen Smith

Gotta link your discord to patreon. I had to go to the actual website as it wasnt doable through the app.

Dorian Gasca

I'd want that Unhappy meal lowkey

Wesley Adams

I read this awful article one time. apparently Peta is responsible for the death of this giant chicken. they actually destroyed multiple city’s and crashed planes and even a fucking space ship one time to kill this giant chicken. fucked up world.

Kay Edwards

Ok. I’m not going to offer my bodily fluid because that’s fucking weird…. But. I’m a nursing mom right now. I’ll leave that there and you do with it what you wish, Meat.

Thaddeus Tobin

I reckon NAMBLA might be worse but that might be a patreon exclusive episode.

chicken tenddies

I bought meatys middle child but i don’t have the discord yet.. how do i get it

Justine

peta has done irreparable damage to the vegan community

Ian Tyree

Sheep need to be sheared or the hair just keeps growing and literally kills them with weight, either euthanize them all or keep making wool

Nick Knudson

Does Peta not understand a actual holocaust of death would happen if those farms shut down?

porcelaintears

I remember playing the Cooking Mama game they made with my cousin and only found out last year it was made by PETA

Erick Olmedo

Okay this is gonna sound fucked but I see why people would use animals as crash test dummy’s cause people have their dogs and pets in the car and I want a car that is as safe for me as it is for my pets

Erick Olmedo

Doesn’t Peta Put down like the most animals than any other organization?

MrsxQc

makes me so sad 😭

Gashnar

Nik’s a baby seal clubber

Daniel De Dios

PapaCarne for presidente

RobVanJam-Master

I gotta say, the vomit and shit, a smidge too much but still really funny

Jon Smock

Thank you for the all mighty gift of entertainment great MEAT LORD

Melissandre Sinclair

started watching this on youtube and hopped on patreon immediately when i saw the notification. Also i would kill to see a Peta courtroom meat canyon animation