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Gooner… (Uncensored)

🕑 Added 2025-07-25 17:00:10 +0000 UTC

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ZoomieSaiiko

i had to sit the fucking phone down after my man went thru the goon portal. that shit had me crying.

Cova Brouwer Gentry

Poor Isaiah and his username choices

ZegramZombie

Wow.... Lol just wow

Lukas Puryear

Flicker gooning rn

BeeazulBoB

I'm pregnant now

Jude Wolf

Guys…I just realized something, the three gooners that are Luke’s friends are based of Papa and a few of his friends, Papa is the main one the flannel wearing one is Nick, and imma be honest I forgot the last ones name

Anthony Alvarez

Bro really made a false prophet type of story about gooning 💀

Heather Bryant

Franken hooker Franken hooker

karolina stroka

Almost cried when they hugged Melvin too

Hardluck Joesephine

This is the first cartoon I've watched of yours, and it's fucking awesome. Amazing work!

SweetBBQrub

Kiinnnddaaa cringe they'd remove it

Brycen Graham

Pleeeeaaase melvin, ohhh grey heavens

Keith Henley

I always love how there’s always at least one line where his voice goes super deep and he’s like “wuut” or “huuh “

Keith Henley

It does look cool. Personally more excited for the Margaret body pillow though.

Colin Dierkes

Can y’all give a release date for the Margaret figurine? I’m cracked out for it

MeNewMew

These Melvin Episodes remind of Regular Show. Always starts off semi normal but ends up having some crazy ending lol... but at least it was a happy ending😭💀

Jam

always love getting reminded Papa is actually a great voice actor as well as animator. I can't believe you do all these voices yourself, excellent work!!

Ket Ralus

First off, amazing work on this video! Second, your YouTube account got removed for this, even being unlisted? I gotta watch out for that with my own stuff.

ToughdudesTony

Have we been getting stickers the last like 3 or 4? Because then I’ve missed out on a few 😅

Phoenix Elk

does anyone know if we’re getting stickers this month?

Quadruple D!

I honestly thought it was inevitable

Jeff Ackerman

Incredible. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but the message of curing unhealthy gooning and faux masculinity with a healthy relationship with one's parents... Just perfect. Love this one. Favorite Melvin so far.

Dan Lamm

I've been sitting on last months sticker confused until I watched this last night🤣 amazing animating and voice acting as per usual 🤟

Peyton Barber

Incredible!! Love the Melvin series thanks Papa!

Isiah

This isn’t just a story about gooning. It’s about gooning with friends we make while gooning. Thanks papa meat for this valuable lesson.

Jonathan Martin

I love ur videos. Just started watching it and got that feeling right before going on a sic roller coaster. Perfect video to take my mind of a shit day at work 😁

Sk1tzafrenik

Was watching this with my fiance our jaws dropped at the 12 minute mark. Was not prepared at all.

Nihilistic_art.7.5

The nether portal sounds for the jizz portal gets me every time.

Kay Edwards

Cowards always trying to keep us down.

Sodom

Onanism is an ancient art that goes back millions of years. I speak of course of jacking off, to the peasants who are uninitiated. To master a proper wank, it is important that one grasps their nice hard cock not only softly, but with great vigor and determination. The ancient Greeks developed a technique where a man could reach great distances with his cum if he mastered the proper technique. I’m bound by a sacred creed not to tell, however, there was a great seer that I knew who lived in a shack on the tenderloin in SF who could skeet a hundred yards! I thought this was folly and a waste of good seed, which is in line with Plato’s doctrine where he specifically stated in his original text (the one written before the Jews bastardized it) that the purpose of mastering great distances was so man could accurately shoot cum in his mouth and down his whore throat in one gulp. Not for the taste (although that is a plus), but for the purposes of attaining Nirvana. Alas, I never attained Nirvana because I was young and I didn’t understand this fully, so now my cock is battered and bruised and leaks more fluid than my ‘91 pickup. This reminds me of a time during my travels in Bangkok when a Thai ladyboy once told me, “Thou shalt not be satisfied off the twat alone”. I thought it was odd for a Thai person to speak like that, but it was 6am and I had not slept for a few days prior so I went with it. His shack was dimly lit with blue lights and he had only a cot and few empty bottles of beer to his name, but his words stuck to me for many years later. Understanding what he meant, I immediately grasped my wiener and got to work, and with great speed and accuracy I shot a nice one right in the back of my whore throat. I grinned widely, chest out and boisterously looked to him for approval that I too know of the sacred arts. However, I was not met with approval, as his furrow in his brow showed and instead he promptly sent me home. I pondered that moment for years as I had presumed he sent me home because he was jealous that I pulled that off in what seemed like 5 minutes. It is possible though that he was referring to anal and was trying to deface my cock with his tight little ass, and was not referring to eating your own semen, but I have not the mind nor will to question a man as wise as he was. I literally based my life on his words so if they were misinterpreted I’d rather not know at this point.

Eric Dobbins

A buddy of mine actually owns that shirt with the girls faces on it. Unfortunately he's exactly the type of person you would think would own that kind of shirt. Straight gooner behavior

Super Swamp Donkey

I think he should start killing Nik off every cartoon like Kenny in South Park.

Mister Anon

“IT’S LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED UP BUBBLEGUM!!!”

Connor Fields

i can't tell if the dads nose was supposed to be shaped like a limp penis or not

T-Scribbs

It only got taken down cuz the youtube mods felt personally attacked.

Ben

I can’t watch this right now I need to recharge with yogurt, thanks tho

Chase Nickels

I love how dude is literally shaped like a cock

Austin Freidline

I honestly would kill to have that anime girl shirt 😂

Capt Wrath

Lmao Fuck YouTube !

BsForReels

how did this get your channel removed? when they allowed a gay guy to nair is spread asshole keep his.

Seth Rasmussen

Dang, why should YouTube do that for making a parody of the DBZ Boo saga?! 😁

Dorian Gasca

The portal scene is top tier

Jaret

Whoever animated that shot of the Gooner’s reflection saying “It’s a goon sphere” has my highest respect. I’ve gone back and watched that line multiple times, it’s such a good subtle bit of movement.

Jason Ramirez

Thanks for the repost! I didn't get to see it last time before it got removed. Wow. I laughed the entire time.

Jaret

Is that a caricature of Nik as one of the Goon Bros? 😂

James

You know, I'm sorry for having eyes that one's on me!

Dice

It's not because it was a swirling vortex of gay porn, but because it wasn't the papa meat crew /s

Kaylyn Thrasher

say wut

Ven

9/11 all over again

Kiks1122

Rip Nik, got killed by the goon critter

Speakeazy

I think it was usually only used when he would post a video here but it bugged out and no one could see it so last resort was a private link to watch the patreon content on YouTube