Update 02/06 - HTP Chapter 4 Release Date!
🕑 Added 2024-02-06 09:58:28 +0000 UTCHEY
HEY YOU
YES YOU
DID YOU KNOW
That it's time for a post from me, Earndil, wherein I tell you what we've been up to!
In Ogre Poppenang, not in our lives, that would be TERRIBLY dull otherwise, unless anyone wants to hear about me replacing a shower head.

Work happened, surprisingly enough, and that work being YET MORE VERY GOOD PROGRESS on HTP Chapter 4!
We now have a preliminary end date for this episode, and it shall be March 9th!
I would like for Alfa to show some progress we've made below, but the last time I asked him to do that he showed a still image of Big-D's ass about to be grabbed, so I know better than to hope for such things. I will be attacking him later with a powerful hex that causes his shirts to be one size too small.

- alfabusa
☉ KEVIN PLUSH
Another very important event, in the form of a certain Plushie campaign... YEAH!
We're going to be starting the Makeship campaign for the Kevin Plushie on March 9th as well! It shall coincide with the release of the episode because we are masters of timing (please do not look at any of our prior work which could have been considere slapdash in its timing, we are masters of timing starting March 9th, and only then thank you!) Alfa's son has been striking and destroying and brutalizing the prototype that was sent to him, so that's a good sign for what can be done with it!
『NORFOLK WIZARD GAME』
We also want to extend a BIG THANK YOU to everyone who has been so kind as to give feedback on the Spotify release of Norfolk Wizard Game's first chapter!
Not only have we gotten very good feedback, the overwhelming consensus has also been that it's positive! A very positive deluge of comments and listens means a lot to that project, and we're going to take time to incorporate any feedback or criticism that is given, the goal is to MAKE IT GOOD, but based on what you guys are saying it's *Pretty Good Yeah* already, which I'm sure will cause Speaker to explode like a naval mine with excitement.
...............
Hang on Alfa's texting me over my phone. Did you know you can do text overseas? Wild shit. Huh.
Oh wait something DID happen in our lives that was exceptionally important.
Did you know that Alfa was going to have another child?
Oh you didn't?
Well!
HE DID AND NOW HE HAS ANOTHER CHILD THAT'S PRETTY EPIC.
He have a new baby, expect him to be Double Father now.
Amazingly enough, however, he has still been able to keep up with work without any real issue, because the new baby is very calm and content, which is fantastic.
Nevertheless, please email him your strength so he can survive.
That's about it for this update though, I'm sure Alfa will sprinkle delightful pictures and progress throughout, and if he doesn't, well I already said the thing about the hex and the shrinking shirts, so I'm sure he'll be spurred to do something about it.

- alfabusa
Until next time, have a poppeng rest of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Earndil
Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
Planty
Excellent work, I will remember it on the morning
SemperShpee
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Crispy Blindead
Just finished it, absolutely wonderful work. That was a rollercoaster of emotions indeed. Speaking of, that ending. Woof. Horrifying.
Daniel Gutierrez
yall definitely need to make a preview with the release date and put it on youtube ... usually after a period of no uploads the algorithm wont favor whatever u put up much, itd be a shame if ch 4 didnt get the attention it deserves
Justaguy3 Dead eye
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ariana Lahore
I just joined the Patreon and I'm met with the best news! This series has me in stitches.
Daniel Vasquez
Earndil has new shower head, this is cause for great rejoice!!!
Grant Nichols
Yes, baby. Shall be strong and mighty! A leader of men and consumer of many great beans!
InsideOutlander
Thanks for the update and congratulations Alfabusa!!
Ryan Madison
Congrats Alfa! From one father to another best of luck on round two! Hopefully I soon shall be joining you in DOUBLE FATHERHOOD (which is a polite way of saying I'm rawdogging my wife and not pulling out every day). And congrats on the new shower head Earndil!
Skye Lee
Congrats to Double Father Alfa and the shower head replacement!!! Very excited for the new stuff coming up!!
Trevor Bond
Awesome news all around! Progress, showerhead replacement and... sprogling! forgot the word there... BABY, that's it!
Melonize
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOWERHEAD!!! Oh, and the baby, yeah.
lockdown82
Congratulations alfa
lolcatz5
EXCITEMENT.
InquisitorXarius
Praise be to the Man-Emperor of Mankind
Blaise
congtrats alfa
Rick Jenkins
Welcome to the world, Gammabusa!
Electro_Static
congratulations on the second kid Alfa
Yenklash
Omg Congratulations on the new baby! ♥️ I hope he is a sweetheart and lets you work a lil bit! Enjoy your time with him while you can, there's no rush for the new episode. Only 18 more and you'll have your own primarch sons!
Gunnar Jansson
YES BAAAABBBBBYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUR¤RRRGGGGGGGGGBYIOULB!!!
T.K. Goatman
Congratulations to Alfa for his double fatherhood, and to Earndil for his new shower head!
Hector
Double fatherhood. Alfa congrats. But also thanks for gifting us your other creation. Hunter the parenting and tts
Lego Cathedral
IMMENSE, MASSIVE congratulations to Alfa on double the fatherhood! And much excitement for Hunter and Wizard Game!
Joakim Cederlund
Tell us more about the shower head!!!!!!!
MeanOldMathMan
I am, in fact, quite interested in the changing of shower heads.
MorningCock
Somehow, this seems like Speaker's writing style, are you blending into comedy abomination Earndil? It's that what is happening? Congratz to your new nurgling Alpha! GlHf NORFOLK WIZARD GAME is the best stuff you ever produced, please keep it comming, I listen to it on repeat on spotify every SINGLE day, my gosh, hurnumursdasf, I like the new guy. I need to replace my shower head too, It is 4 years overdue. *sniff*
SaucyJose
congrats on the child and on replacing the shower head both require different skill sets
Luchenzio
Mr. snurples probably enjoying plush Kevin's demise from alfa's Child. XD
UpFrontPlace0
Congratulations alfabusa on being a double big D!!!!!
Henrik Burén
HUZZAH!!
EDak
I WANT THE STILL OF BIG D'S ASS ABOUT TO BE GRABBED
Crispy Blindead
First thing I’ve excitedly marked on my calendar this year
Hubert Wójcik
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Parker Maisterra
EVERYBODY STAY CALM
Hubert Wójcik
It's... happening...!