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Grrl Power #1109 - Beware the handyman
🕑 Added 2022-12-12 11:01:01 +0000 UTCThank you for the support! You guys are awesome!
This handyman is looking to get promoted to security. He practices his taser quickdraw in front of the mirror and phrases like "I.D. please." and "Move along rebel scum." and "These aren't the droids we're looking for." Although good maintenance people are worth 20 security guards. If the doors don't lock and the cameras don't work and the A/C keeps going out and the breakroom microwave keeps going on the fritz, then the guards aren't patrolling a 'facility' so much as they are an abandoned shack.
I can imagine the pranks Jiggawatt got up to in school. "Look, this taser is broken." (zaps self repeatedly) Friend: "Let me try!" (zaps self and collapses backward over the couch)
Actually that's really the only prank that leaps to mind. Well, she could blow breakers and set off fire alarms easily enough, or make old CRT TVs explode by throwing a few thousand amps through them. Maybe she can electrolysis someone and make their hair fall out.
Comments
David Rush
As a Security Guard, can confirm a good maintenance team is more important than the guards. We tend to ignore the alarms on doors that go off all the time and for no good reason.
Dave Barrack
Only when it's funny.
William Kelly
Does Harem ever get confused as to which of her bodies is hungry, has gas or etc?
