Grrl Power #892 - The most valuable hostage
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Alright, I messed up and hit publish which means you guys already got emails with the comic, so no point in keeping it locked away.
For the record, I think Muppets were primarily felt overtop of foam, but I could be wrong about that.
I'm sure this is not recognized police procedure, but it turns out that blowing off Maxima's clothes is a good way to really annoy her.
Mid-combat banter is a bad idea. Don't take your eyes off the Apex superheroine while you introduce yourself, especially one with super speed. It's all about timing.
This is another reason for Max to carry a gun. It would technically be far more dangerous for her to point a finger at the guy's junk, or even grab it, but… it might convey the wrong message.
Comments
It worked for RoboCop, after all.
Shyster
Maxima: How'd you like your name to be Eünüch?
Alex
Oh Maxima, you get right to the point don't you? And persuasive.
Ian Felts
The facial expression and tiny text had me laughing out loud first thing at work this morning... excellent.
Marc Vun Kannon
Or Sydney punched her and knocked her out.
akrasia
I still love that movie, dammit.
Dane Filemyr
Anyone else notice Amorphous empathetically protecting the family jewels? XD
Dave Barrack
Admittedly I had to scale down Max's hand and gun a tiny bit to make it fit in the frame. I suppose I could have just had the barrel there, but I wanted to make sure people understood what they were seeing.
L Pedersen
I'm not sure if you messed up the proportions or if he's supposed to have enough meat to put a horse to shame.
Dave Barrack
Should make for a compelling preview.
Ascender
It would have been great if Brüt just fired Hench Wench and she flopped from accumulated damage....
Bowoodstock
I'm waiting for him to tell hench wench "Well then you're fired" and there go her powers.
Stan
So Brut is crazy (messing with Max's clothes) but not insane (desiring to keep his Family Jewels intact).
Marc Vun Kannon
"Do you mean to tell me you could have ended this combat sequence at any time?" "No, only when it was funny."
Steven Thomas
Oh that last panel....it’s nice to know he still has a flinch reaction to, certain stimuli!
Aclys
his power seems to involve bypassing barriers, like how he just punched through the alien girl's shield and then phased grenades inside of max's clothes
akrasia
I'm still unclear how Brüt got those grenades on Max. Was it him at all? If one of the bad guys can teleport objects, placing Brüt's banana hammock under arrest might become less compelling when Max's gun is blown out of her hand.
Rens
As Sir Terry Pratchett once famously put it, "If you have them by the... /attention/... their hearts and minds will follow."
Rens
"Displays great enthusiasm for her job". -- gotta work on those CV polishing skills...
Mark Nach
At least Brut is not a total moron.
John
I just realize something, when it shows up in Facebook... It'll be the three middle panels...
Martin Croft
at that range does it matter?
Jeremy
Reminds me of Rufus in Dogma. “Hey! What I just did gave me a F’n migraine! If you don’t pipe down I’m gonna yank your sack off like a paper towel.”
Town Crier
At that range, the bullet will not go where the laser points. Just sayin'.
Pretty sure Mr. Amorphous is uncomfortable too. Most dudes even seeing that situation are cupping their crotch going "oh hell no"...
Kenneth Winkelman
Hench Wench seems a mite too excitable given the current situation.
Phillip Hollweck
The sixth panel is still making me squirm in discomfort.
Wings of Genesis
Oh dont fret it. Think of it like a early gift.