Grrl Power #1311 - Tätowierungnaut
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Don't point at your commanding officer, Sydney, or j'accuse her of stuff. Maxima is a ridiculously lax officer when it comes to discipline... I mean, honestly, there probably aren't any actual military officers who are as casual as her in the real world. Unless, I don't know, does Tahiti have a standing army? You got to figure if they do, their officer corps are either super hardcore intense to make up for a self-perceived threat deficiency, or they're super laid back, because the only invasions Tahiti suffers from is bachelorette parties. I mean, modern day Tahiti. I'm sure a lot of wooden-ship naval battles happened over it back in the yore.
Okay, so, I know I could have googled "does Tahiti have an army" before I wrote all that, but then I wouldn't have written all that. It turns out that Tahiti is part of French Polynesia, and they do in fact have an army. Also an air force and navy.
In related news, I just learned where Tahiti is. Because, yes, I am a dumb geographocentric American. It's just never come up before. I had a vague notion that Tahiti was an island off the western coast of Mexico or Costa Rica or the like. It is... just 4,800 miles further than I thought.
Anyway, back to my point. If Sydney ever gets lent to another branch for whatever reason, she will probably immediately go to the brig or push-up jail, and come back to the team with swole triceps.
B.H. stands for "Behavioral Health," BTW. They're like the military counselor corps, I guess. And I like to think they all wear V-necks that are all slightly off-center.
In German, sharpshooter is scharfschützin for the feminine, and scharfschütze for the masculine, so, Peggy was close. I don't think "schvartzen" is actually a word in German. "Schvartze" is apparently an offensive Yiddish term for a black person. But "Schwarzenegger" means "black plowman." That's "Schwarzen" and "egger," not "Schwarze" and "negger," in case you were wondering. "Egger" literally means "male plower." So Peggy inadvertently called herself a "black shooter." Which, could be interpreted in a few ways, including something like a ninja sniper, which is Peggy's preferred interpretation. At least when her translation error is pointed out to her.
I don't normally explain the page titles, because hopefully there's usually no need, or occasionally it's some oblique reference that amuses me and I don't care if anyone else gets it. But today's... So Tätowierung is German for tattoo, and naut... I'm actually not sure that it actually means anything on its own. I was actually under the impression that "juggernaut" meant literally either "fear-not" or "stop-not" but I can't find any etymological backup for that. Apparently the word comes from Sanskrit - Jagannātha, meaning jagat (world) and nātha (lord), and is one of the names of Krishna. So... given Peggy's misuse of German on the page and my own misunderstanding of the "naut" in "Juggernaut," I thought "tattoo-not" would be an appropriate page title. Except it only means that to the me of several minutes before actually googling the etymology of Juggernaut, and I figured very few other people would be able to put that together. Because Peggy lost the tattoo along with her foot, see? I hope that part didn't need an explanation, but sometimes I think ADHD minds are like murder boards, and you have to take the Limitless pill to see all the yarn.
Any guesses on what Peggy's ankle tattoo was? I'm asking because I've never actually drawn her with her leg intact. I think. She might have had both legs in a single flashback panel with Maxima about to do a keg stand... I don't recall. But she definitely would have had long pants and boots on in that panel. Maybe a "don't tread on me" snake wrapped around her ankle? I'm not sure how much Peggy is into colonial slogans. Though having that snake wrapped around the ankle and go under the foot to the sole would be... ironic and I'm not sure what else. Getting the bottom of your foot tattooed seems like a poor choice, but I guess if you can keep off of it for at least two weeks it'd probably be okay. If I was into that I'd get a big black circle about an inch and a half across under my heel so I looked like a G.I. Joe action figure.
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Comments
eddi_TBH
I had forgotten that. But mixing some truth make the fiction easier to swallow.
Mark Magagna
So it was more "You're ready for the next recovery stage; time's a-wasting! "
Orlet Soir
I think the lie is in the "civilian contractor" part. Since Arc-swat is still technically military, iirc.
Thomas Dorner
I noticed Wikipedia (German) suggesting the page while looking up Landstuhl itself. ;-)
JasonAW3
No, because then you're giving the @$$holes legitimacy. Take it back and let them know how you feel about it. You might be surprised that a lot of "Trumpists" might agree with you about Neo-Nazis and White Supremacists! I think those people are the worst kind of scum.
JasonAW3
No, because then you're giving the @$$holes legitimacy. Take it back and let them know how you feel about it. You might be surprised that a lot of "Trumpists" might agree with you about Neo-Nazis and White Supremacists! I think those people are the worst kind of scum.
JasonAW3
I hope nobody ever told Peg to, "walk this way," because, if they did, her automatic retort would have been, "if I could walk that way, i wouldn't need my prosthetic leg..."
JasonAW3
Uh eddie... I think she DOES know the Secretary of Defense, and she did meet, via teleconference, the US President, so, not much of a lie...
JasonAW3
In that case, take the meaning back! They are treading on YOU! Don't let them win! The saying for that is; "Don't let the bastards grind you down!" Take back the heritage that they are trying to steal!
JasonAW3
And your point? You should retake possession of that saying! Don't let scumbags steal from you, take back your heritage from those who would abuse and misuse it!
eddi_TBH
If Sydney gets loaned out, the Apocalypse is coming over the horizon and Max will lie that she's a civilian contractor who personally knows a quorum of Senators and the Secretary of Defense.
eddi_TBH
That's more SEAL territory.
eddi_TBH
See "Black Ops". If Peggy was in any other armed force in the world she's be the one on call to remove enemy assets from a mile away.
eddi_TBH
I think he prefers to keep them on his side. That does not require hiring them, just making himself indipensible to them.
eddi_TBH
Better to find another way to put it.
Torabi
When some people say "Don't tread on me", what they mean is "Don't interfere when I'm treading on someone else".
Kevin Wright
My friend definitely painted it as interesting.
Ian Brown
I'd like to think it'd be something cute and sniper-y, like a play on a the Cupid Heart with an arrow through it, but instead it'd be a round shot from a 50-Cal BMG. Peggy would be the sort to hide her adorability below the bootline where it wouldn't be seen in public.
Sardines are us
it's a bit of nonsense, all the seriously injured medivac'd casualties from Iraq & Afghanistan were routed through Landstuhl.
Richard Riley
It is regularly showing up next to Confederate and Nazi flags in the Trumpist White Nationalist crowd.
Richard Riley
Sailors and Asian mafia.
Nathan Wilson
Sorry, but my experience says you're wrong. I'm in the army reserves medical Corp, and deployed overseas twice. The ratio of officers to enlisted is way higher. We're all pretty lax for the above reason: high value personnel the military cares a lot more about keeping than potentially losing because someone higher rank has a stick up their ass. There are times when you want to look good and proper, and that's mostly when you're around other branches of the military and you don't want to embarrass your superiors. And if Maxima gets replaced? The mostly likely person to replace her would be Hiro. Supers are hard to find, and you don't put a non super in her place. Their chain of command already has a high ranking officer liason non-super in General Falk, and he gets it. He interviewed all these supers already.
Hugh Eckert
I'm trying to think of a Simo Häyhä reference for the tattoo. Maybe crosshairs over a rifle scope with "I see your lens flare, MF!"
JasonAW3
But... but... but... She's an ociffer! She's supposed to always be correct! <(* Sarcasm and bad spelling mode off. *)>
Norman L. Wash
"One shot, two kills!"
JasonAW3
More like a "plausibly deniable" sniper...
JasonAW3
So? Personally, i think everyone in the USA should adopt that saying. If you aren't willing to stand up for your rights, would you not be trod upon?
Dave Barrack
The Limitless series (which unfortunately only received one season) was really good IMO. It's also a direct continuation from the movie.
Michael Obert
In America it's been adopted by a lot of the pro MAGA crowd.
Anton Schleef
I'm not up on modern culture, and never really have been, but what's the problem with that slogan at present?
Gelatinous Cube
"Getting the bottom of your foot tattooed seems like a poor choice," DUDE, most of the military grunts make nothing BUT bad life choices. It's a whole thing. 20% Dodge Charger loan, anyone? But if it's an ankle tattoo, and only $90, I'd say a either a butterfly, or death skull. No in between. LOL
Kevin Wright
I totally would have had to Google the "Limitless" reference in your commentary if a friend hadn't mentioned the show literally yesterday. Sometimes the universe is weird like that.
Mark Magagna
So was Max checking Peggy's German and saying "Right, you're going to Germany" because her German was poor? So in case she's talkative she would be limited in who to talk to? I think pretty much anyone a recovering amputee would talk to in Germany is likely to have pretty good English.
Mark Magagna
I don't think that's how real world armed forces actually work. Just because it would make sense is no reason for overriding tradition. Maxima seems pretty young to be her rank, and for many other officers of that rank they would have internalized protocol by now. It would be especially bad for the Americans as they've pretty much been on top for living memory (at least in their minds). Any setbacks or defeats have been explained away, and the relevant officers have not been removed. In other words, if Maxima gets replaced/promoted then whoever comes would realistically be much more of a stickler.
Mark Magagna
So "tattoo sailor"? Isn't that just "a sailor"? Maybe I'm old, but sailors were famously the tattooed ones when I was young. For pretty much anyone else it was unusual.
Justaguy
Does this make Dabbler a heimliche Stripperin ?
Stephen Gilberg
"You saying you're transracial? Or so racist you only shoot black people?"
Greg Morrow
Landstuhl is where we have a monster hospital where we evac wounded military, rescued hostages, etc. in that half of the world. Eastern hemisphere Walter Reed, as I understand it.
Magraal
"If you can read this I'm either turned on or pissed off"
Town Crier
I, too, have told a recovering anti-legger to "walk it off". I have also told a client, who told me that he felt like he was having a heart attack while exercising, to "walk it off", and when he asked what to do if it was a stroke, I told him to "walk it off in a circle", to which he started laughing so hard I had to end his exercise session anyway. I am also not above telling an anti-legger to "hop it off" if they give me the lame excuse of missing a leg. I have also given the anti-legger an invoice for inappropriate destruction/loss of military equipment to the tune of $250k. Yeah, I'm an ass, but the right person was laughing, so screw the rest.
rhekke
I do wonder if the comic will explore Deus making an active attempt to lure away superpowered individuals from various ARC branches. He can offer them more money, more freedom, and can put together an entire law firm dedicated to getting recruits out of the contracts they signed with ARC. Right now, he doesn't need to, and doesn't want to piss off Max by outright poaching from her org. However, if he did want to cripple ARC, that would be a logical first step.
BW78
The "naut" part of words like astronaut comes from the ancient Greek for sailor, or traveller.
Nathan Wilson
That's a much more succinct way of putting it, yes.
rhekke
I doesn't hurt that the majority of the members of the unit are irreplaceable due to their unique superpowers. Retention is probably prioritized over decorum.
Wyrmhand
Ankle tattoo: Foot in a moth.
Michael Obert
Insis not see Max as a Dr. Pepper drinker. Neat. Oh, and my two cents, stay away from any Don't Tread in me ink. That slogan, uh, it's not great right now. 😞
Nathan Wilson
The laxness makes sense for their environment. They have a small enough team that everyone knows everyone, and each person is unique and worth holding on to. In that environment it would work exactly as it does in the comic. Upper brass might grumble about proper military courtesies every now and then, and drill down on it when around other military services, but when just around their own soldiers? They wouldn't really give a shit most of the time. Recruits get classes on proper courtesies, and light physical exercise punishments if they overstep their bounds, and that's mostly going to be it.
Jan
She is a blackshooter? 🙈
Jared Kolbly
I feel a fair number of actual military officers would be as lax as Max if they could, but the environment doesn't allow it. If the entire military branch was small enough that you could possibly get to know everyone personally, it seems a bit silly to be strict about how people interact along the chain of command outside professional settings to a degree.
Dwaz
Dolphin with a knife in it's mouth?
Stefan Schmiedl
You could end up with "Tätowierungnaut" if you drop the "not" as in "dreadnought" in the same melting pot with "astronaut" (farer in the ocean of stars), stir well with the spoon of sounds-alike and garnish with a touch of zed-vs-zee and tomayto-tomahto for colo(u)r.
Thomas Dorner
I didn't knew Landstuhl before, but I found quickly that it's the main town near Ramstein airbase.
3of4
the ankle tattoo provides the salt for the injury.
Hamish Clarkson
Good to see Maxima doesn't have supernatural immunity to putting ones foot in their mouth.