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Grrl Power #1345 - Hack or slash
🕑 Added 2025-04-07 10:00:09 +0000 UTCThank you for the support! You guys and grrls are awesome!
I mean really, why not an axe and a sword? It's not like Maxima really has an encumbrance limit. The real limit is just how much stuff she can situate on her back before it gets in the way of doing her normal field work. A bag of holding would solve that issue as well, but the dungeon is a long way from being able to produce dimensional alchemical supplies. You need the stomach of a JumpJerk at a minimum. They're like goblins that can do short teleports and they like stabbing people in the butt, but they're about a 3.5 on the 9 point monster scale. You know, like "Lower Lower Class" all the way up to "Upper Upper Class." Except most worlds with magic don't label stuff like that. They'll use Iron through Platinum, or sometimes they stick with metal until the top rank then switch to Diamond for some reason. Or they'll do F through S Ranks. That's still only 7 ranks though. But "Mundane" is an unranked rank, and jumping into the Divine arena is a whole other rank, or really a whole other scale you have to start climbing all over again, but F-S plus Mundane and Divine makes for 9.
The point is, if Dabbler hands Maxima a 7' horse killer Berserk sword, she'll have to actually carry it around with her, and that's going to be really awkward. Also for some reason in our modern age, a cop, excuse me, gendarme with a gun is perfectly okay. But law enforcement walking around with a vicious melee weapon, that's a harder sell. Especially the first time Maxima bisects some super powered bank robber. That's going to be a rough week for the P.R. team.
Oh! I know. Give Max one of those swords that also turns into a bladed whip, Ivy style. Only instead of sword segments, use double headed battle-axe blades. Yup. I see no possible drawback to that.
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System Delenda Est 3 is out. I recommended SDE 1 a little bit back when the Audiobook came out. SDE2 audiobook is out as well, so you can grab that if you like. If you don't recall from my first recommendation, I fucking love the premise of this series. Instead of yet another System Apocalypse story, i.e., the system comes to Earth and civilization implodes and billions die, but hey, the main character gets to level up and be awesome, this story takes place after all that happened and Earth actually fought The System off of Earth, and the main character is looking to make sure it can never come back and destroy civilization all over again. This entails taking down The System in its entirety across all of known space. That seems like an incredibly daunting task, especially since high level System users can outright ignore nearly all physics, and the MC can't level up within The System without it learning all of his tricks. And speaking of tricks, when I said Earth fought off The System, I mean an Earth of some indeterminate future where shit has gotten advanced. And when I say advanced, I mean like Enceladus, Jupiter's moon Enceladus is, in it's entirety, an unshackled AI of incomprehensible capability. The MC starts the adventure as a five ton Kaiju, and eventually winds up in orbit where he deploys exponential manufacturing capabilities and starts taking on high level System users with orbital mass driver strikes, and it is fucking fantastic.
The author, Inadvisably Compelled, has another good series, "Paranoid Mage" which has the MC discover the supernatural world around him, or rather, the supernatural world discovers him and the fact that he's an unawakened/untrained mage (I don't recall the exact details as it's been a while since I read it). Anyway, they attempt to tell the MC how things are going to be, and the MC nopes right on out of there. And when they come after him, he winds up having to kill like half of the council of supernatural butt-asses before everyone is like, "Naw it's cool. Do your own thing, bra." It's obvious to me the author has issues with authority, and that's something I identify with.
Comments
eddi_TBH
I just noticed Dabbler drooling in Panel 2.
Kevin Wright
Dabbler's face in the second panel...
RadioDoc
Omg Max with Kratos's axe.
