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Grrl Power #1125 - Splash damage
🕑 Added 2023-02-06 11:00:04 +0000 UTCThank you for the support! You guys are awesome!
"Once I enter, I'll want a distraction."
"I could increase my mass, fall through the floor and destroy whatever's underneath."
"That's always your suggestion."
"And you contribution is to be gold and punch things. We all have our niches."
"Touché?"
Planning an assault with a bunch of superheroes would probably become predictable.
AM: "Is this warehouse near a river possibly? Because I could..."
BM: "No, Aquaman, no large bodies of water nearby. Anyone have viable suggestions?"
AM: "Aw."
F: "I could..."
BM: "Let me guess, Flash, run at them very quickly and steal all their guns or possibly create a tornado around them?"
F: "Well what the hell else am I going to do? Challenge them to a game of Clue? Of course I'm going to use my superpowers in the manner that has proven effective in the past. That's what all of us always do! Why do we even have planning meetings? Why, what are you going to do, Bruce? Offset the cost of the missiles you launch from the Batwing by buying fifty-million shares of Oracle and then passively make more money in a month than the bottom 99% of Gotham combined? You know if you put some of that money into Gotham ISDs, you'd halve crime in a generation!"
BM: "Okay, geeze! Obviously we've ventured into a sore area. I withdraw my earlier sarcasm."
F: "Thank you."
BM: "... Buuut..."
F: "Yes! I'm going to run in and steal all their guns so those of us who can't actually dodge bullets can concentrate on other things!"
BM: *slowly backs away from podium*
Comments
akrasia
You pick a fight with Maxima - and take your eyes off her for ANY reason? Yeah, the consequences of that might be severe.
eddi_TBH
At least he didn't go out with a girly scream on his lips.
